I can wish that for you here because there is absolutely no possibility that you will know of it. Happy birthday! Your gift? I have nothing you would want. Certainly nothing which would hold a candle to what you gave me.

I feel gratitude for family and friends this morning: Barby. Meg. Caity. Alex. Rochelle. Anne. Jason. Bob. Susie. Charity. Mandy. Diana. Andrea. Jill. DeAnna. Crystal. Mom. Steph. Bud. Denny. Cy. Greg. Brian. Natalie. Caroline. Mary. Nada. Bev. Deb. Jeanelle. Lucy. Ed. Chris. Linda. Jean. Terri. Lisa. Conni. Ann. Marcia. Mackenzie. Lindsay. Carol...

But my gratitude to you, Heidi, is in a class all its own. Really! Thank you. Sorry I couldn't wrap it for you.

And no, I will not fix your computer.