Rick McCollister

Rick McCollister
Lincoln, Nebraska, USA
May 06
is always welcome.
I'm a guy, 51, who used to be many different things: recording engineer, inventor, electronics designer, firmware and software developer, husband. Now: father, musician, partner, photographer, friend, facilitator... and I write. I've committed to myself to write two pieces a day and post them here. I am currently developing a book.


JANUARY 28, 2009 12:28AM

Joke of the day

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A guy goes to the doctor. He says, "It hurts when I do this."

The doctor says, "Then don't do that."

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Trivia: In what successful 2001 film does this joke appear?
i love you. thanx for big laff from old corny joke.

love love love from my bed
An oldie but a goodie! I can relate. Can't, for the life of me, remember the movie where this is referenced! I'll hit myself for sure when it is revealed.
Dr. Amy, is that you?
Which movie is it?
I fail the trivia test, but my second opinion is that its a great prescription.
I remember this from a Three Stooges bit, I think. Spiders in my head keep eating data.
It's Pixar's Monsters, Inc. -- in which the energy crisis in Monstropolis is solved by the accidental discovery that laughter is ten times more powerful than fear.
Toward the end of the film, watch the big scoreboard above the entrance to what used to be the "Scare Floor."
I have actually had a doctor say that to me!!!