Did you hear about the new $5 million bra available at Victoria's Secret?
Check it out for yourself. Then start saving.
Victoria's Secret has come up with a scrumtillescent new bra for you to blow that wad on -- the Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra. Covered with 3,575 black diamonds and 117 one-carat white round diamonds -- and offset by two totally unnecessary swingin' 100-carat black diamonds -- the bra is perfect for wearing to the office, the gym or just around the castle when you're feeling sparkly.
Reminds me of a joke.
A young, good-looking but poor stud is parked out back of a warehouse making his move on a Victoria's Secret model.
After the petting gets a little hot and heavy, she screams, " Oh yes. Take whatever you want."
So the stud rips off her $5 million bra and kicks her out of his car.