You Can Sue
( To tune of I Can Help by Billy Swan)
If you've got a vagina, don't care how old it isGloria Allred, she can assure you this
You can sue, She hates men, too, you can sue
It would sure do her good to help you too,
You can sue
It's a fact that women get screwed, ain't no joke
But a person with a vagina, should never be broke
You can sue, She hates men, too, You can sue
It would sure do her good to help you too,
You can sue
When she goes to sleep at night, vagina chasing always a part of her dream
Holding press conferences, telling the public what she wants it to hear
Don't forget Gloria baby, all you gotta do is call
She has a vagina, too, She can do anything at all
You can sue
If you need a new career, you can sue
It would sure do Gloria good to do you good,
You can sue
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Yeah just go away you old vaginas, you have nothing of interest to do or say...
I found this line especially telling.
The line, "If you've got a vagina, don't care how old it is," was in reference to Allred's knack for representing young and old. She once rep'd a teenager who was kicked off a cheerleader squad because her boobs were too big. As for old vagina's, Ben Franlin described it best.