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APRIL 18, 2012 10:57AM

Kim Kardashian, mayor of Glendale, theme song:

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As sung by Kanye West:

               I Popped The Mayor (tune of “I Shot the Sheriff”)

I popped the mayor, but I didn't poke her stepdaddy
Oh, no, oh
I popped the mayor, but I didn't poke her stepdaddy
Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah

All the folks in Glendale
They're tryin' to track her down, yeah
They say they want her famous boo-tay
To occupy the mayor’s seat, To occupy the mayor’s seat,
But I say, oh, now, now...

Oh, I popped the mayor, but I swear it was a long long line
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I said, I popped the mayor, Oh Lord
And they say many others have in time
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Hear this

Now black pro athletes are just hating me
For what I don't know
Ev'ry time I pop that thang
They say, "You aint the first one bro"
They say, "You aint the first one bro"


And so, oh, now, now,
Read it in the news

I popped the mayor, but I swear it was on the rebound
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Where  in hell was TMZ?
I said I popped the mayor, but I swear it was on the rebound

Her boo-tay came my way one day
And I alerted tinsel town, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw Bruce Jenner
Looking like Joan Rivers
So I laughed, I laughed, until I fell down
And I say, I am still laughing til this day

I popped the mayor, but I didn't poke her stepdaddy
Ooh, no, oh
I popped the mayor, but I didn't poke her stepdaddy
Ooo, ooo, ooh

Other black guys were ahead of me
And what is to be must be
Ev'ry day I just pop that thang, knowing
One day her bottom will drop out
One day the bottom will drop out
I say, I, I, ...

I popped the mayor, but I didn't poke her stepdady
(Repeat)


  

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