So I was talking to Cha Cha the other day, and she told me about her great new blogging idea. Which is this: You type a random sentence into Google images and see what comes up. Sometimes it's funny. Then you post it.
I'm feeling a little random today, as I was yesterday, and I said, "You know what would be funny? If you used the search phrases that led people to your blog for that game." And she was all, "I don't think I want to know what people type into Google to find my blog."
Ha ha! I have no pride. Here's how people found my blog Surrender, Dorothy (Although, to be honest, 40% of them typed in either "Surrender, Dorothy" or "Rita Arens" or something equally boring. I was a little disappointed.)
Leapfrog fridge farm toxic lead
Cat wipes ass on carpet
Why do i have to wipe my cat's butt
And, my personal favorite:
Is 36A normal for a seventh grade girl