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Rita Arens

Rita Arens
Location
Kansas City, Missouri, USA
Birthday
February 05
Bio
Rita Arens is the author of young adult novel The Obvious Game (InkSpell Publishing, 2013) and the editor of Sleep Is for the Weak (Chicago Review Press, 2008) and writes at Surrender, Dorothy (www.surrenderdorothyblog.com).

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MARCH 5, 2009 9:20AM

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So I was talking to Cha Cha the other day, and she told me about her great new blogging idea.  Which is this:  You type a random sentence into Google images and see what comes up.  Sometimes it's funny. Then you post it. 

I'm feeling a little random today, as I was yesterday, and I said, "You know what would be funny? If you used the search phrases that led people to your blog for that game."  And she was all, "I don't think I want to know what people type into Google to find my blog."

Ha ha!  I have no pride. Here's how people found my blog Surrender, Dorothy (Although, to be honest, 40% of them typed in either "Surrender, Dorothy" or "Rita Arens" or something equally boring. I was a little disappointed.)

Behold:

Leapfrog fridge farm toxic lead

Leapfrog fridge farm
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Cat wipes ass on carpet

Cat
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Why do i have to wipe my cat's butt

Leaf
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And, my personal favorite:

Is 36A normal for a seventh grade girl

Animal2

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