fins2theleft

fins2theleft
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Washington, USA
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Cog in Technological Machine
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Middle-aged, middle-class, cultural iconoclast, INTP with a wife, 2 kids, 2 cats, dog, mouse, 3 gerbils, goldfish, and a growing pet cemetary in my yard. Majored in math and economics, lean toward the esoteric, dislike authority and doubt conventional wisdom. I'm rather detached, generally happy, and have a sneaky suspicion that we might not actually exist. I have a small social circle, hang with the kids and wife, golf, read, think subversive thoughts and suspect I could benefit from a mind-altering drug. I used to hang glide, suspect that in some alternate reality I have a double who is a criminal mastermind, and I can make a strange clicking noise with my tongue that I've never heard another person make.

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Salon.com
APRIL 28, 2009 3:15PM

Darn kids!!! Oops, my bad.

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skateboarder

 

My God, I'm turning into one of those middle-aged curmudgeons who yells at kids to get off his lawn.

Well, not quite, but here's a funny story.  The other day I was going through the self-checkout at the supermarket and there were several rowdy teenagers behind me.  You know the type - ratty clothes, skateboards, etc.  And they were being too loud and pushing each other around and even violating my personal space by lurking around right behind where I was checking out (Were they trying to see my pin?).

So, I was a little distracted and hurried to get out of there.  But as soon as I closed my car door I realized that I had forgotten to take the $20 I had got back with my groceries!  And it was all because I was distracted by those kids!  And furthermore, they were behind me in line, so THEY were going to end up with my $20!  Arghhh!

I debated whether to go back inside and confront them, but before I could make up my mind I heard a knocking on my car window.  Yes, it was one of those kids bringing me the $20 I had forgotten.

I guess every once in a while we need to be reminded to chill out and get in touch with our inner skater-dude.

 

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Yeah, just when we're ready to write off the little "no-good-niks" they turn around and do something like that. I've even found myself resentful of efforts to prohibit skateboarders from sidewalks, etc. Nice post.
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Love this, fins. Great story.
Awww, that's a great story!...my grandson might be one of those skater dudes someday. We all must fight our inner curmudgeon!
That sounds like a good morning affirmation - "Today I will fight my inner curmudgeon!"
Great story! One of those moments that restore your faith in human beings!