You see, we’ve been thinking about this problem all wrong!  By focusing on the victims of discrimination, we've been overlooking those responsible!  So, I set about identifying who ISN’T being discriminated against in order to find the true source of our problem…

First I eliminated blacks, because they’re obviously discriminated against.

Next I eliminated women, because everyone knows that they’re discriminated against.

Then I eliminated gays and the transgendered, Jews, Muslims, evangelical Christians, intellectuals, scientists, the disabled, the disfigured,  cross dressers, Latinos, the poor, the elderly, teachers, veterans, the young, atheists, fat people, bald people, ex-cons, bicyclists, skateboarders, mimes, gypsies, carnival workers, “little people” and Carrot Top.

And here’s who was left...

It turns out his name is "Herb" and he lives in Osh Kosh.  And since he’s the only person in the country NOT being discriminated against, then he MUST be the cause of the problem.

So, will somebody please get rid of Herb so we can all live in peace?