Rob Crotty

Rob Crotty
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I've always been interested in the fringe story ... you know those Mexican fishermen that were lost at sea for 270 days? It's likely they were muling drugs and their ship was scuttled by a worried druglord ... Stories like that ... or the one about the world's deadliest geyser ... or the 10 billion rabbits in Australia. That's what the Fourth Corner is about. Went to Iraq, worked on Afghanistan, got out, road tripped, traveled around the world(ish), wrote a few books, working on a few others. I believe country is just another word for rock and roll, that North Dakota is better than South Dakota, and that America is an alright place, but certainly not the only place.

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OCTOBER 21, 2009 1:31PM

Swedes Burn Bunnies for Heat

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The Swedes have taken the concept of biofuels to an entirely new level in recent weeks: culled rabbits are now being thrown into the furnaces to heat the colder parts of the country.

While burning rabbits for energy may not be the most popular concept for Americans, they do fit the requirements as a renewable energy considering their sexual reputation. And renewable energy is something the Swedes are very serious about.

The rabbits are shot by Stockholm authorities, frozen and then later thrown into furnaces. Hunting has been particularly good in the Fall as leaves no longer obstruct hunter's view of the little furry creatures, and Swedish news is reporting a good crop of 6,000 or so from the city's parks alone.

Oddly enough, at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation in Washington state, environmentalists are dealing with rabbit energy of a different sort. $300,000 was recently used to map out a swath of radioactive droppings from animals--mostly rabbits--who grazed grass at the site where the Manhattan project's plutonium was harvested. The pooh will later be picked up by hand to ensure the radiation doesn't reenter the food chain.

No news as to whether radioactive rabbits, or their waste, are on the Swedes to-burn list, but rabbit burning may be something for Australia to consider: the 10 billion rabbits introduced into the outback cause over 1 billion dollars in damage a year to the country's farms, something The Dingo will be touching on in later posts. If you can't wait, you can also catch it here.

 As much as people (PETA, don't let me down) will protest all this bunny burning, is it such a bad idea?  Americans cull deer.  Australians cull kangaroo.  Everyone culls rabbits (the Irish do it with their cars, you ever been on an Irish backroad?).  Instead of tossing their carcases in a sack I say make some energy out of them.  

 And if we're staying on point with this--and I'm not condoning that the death panels get into this right away--but a lot of humans die, and a lot of them get cremated and we have an energy crisis ... Just an idea. 

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So definitely a fringe story! Hope I am never so cold!
Dude, totally! If we burn our dead for heat, or the ones that don't make the cut on the death panels, we can solve the energy crisis AND the social security/ healthcare debate! YAY!!! lol
Since we can use meat to power rockets, could we not then use bunny fuel to get to Mars? I mean really let those little suckers go at it, harvest them up by letting a bunch of kids loose with .22 rifles and then stuff all the dead bunnies into a rocket casing through a grinder.
This is great stuff.
Rated.
All I kept thinking when writing this was, "little bunny foo foo..."

And then I thought about how Thumper in Bambi would find this ironic. And then I thought about how my old neighbor in the country thought that Bambi was responsible for the downfall of our nation, because it gave meat a personality. And then I wondered if that guy was still doing okay, because I haven't been back to Spokane for a few years. Then I continued drinking.