Rob Crotty
- Location
- Washington, District of Columbia,
- Bio
- www.rjcrotty.com
I believe country is just another word for rock and roll, that North Dakota is better than South Dakota, and that America is an alright place, but certainly not the only place.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Yes, but APO addresses
are technically US addresses
with
domestic rates
destined…”
March 09, 2010 02:19PM - “1. Gamechanger
2.
Main Street and Wall Street
comparisons
3. Any Avatar
referenc…”
March 09, 2010 12:55PM - “What does the study mean
by "addictive" sounds.
They're
certainly
reco…”
March 05, 2010 10:53AM - “Welcome home,
buddy.”
March 02, 2010 09:04AM - “Wow! I'm going to go buy
a "BBC" or "Bape T-shirt"
right
now!…”
February 25, 2010 10:51PM
Rob Crotty's Links
But thi…
I remember walking around the Baghdad square where 17 civilians were killed by Blackwater employees. The Iraqi Security Forces who overlooked the square looked like they wanted to shoot me. I'm not really sure I blame them.
I remember the Blackwater helicopters that buzzed over the… Read full post »
From the Greek playwright who was crushed to death when a bird dropped a tortise on his head, all the way to the nine poor souls who died in the London Beer Flood, Wikipedia has catalogued the world's most unusual deaths from Ancient Greece through the present.
Many of the… Read full post »
To the Fucker Who Broke Into My Car (Again)
To the Fucker Who Broke Into My Car (Again)
Help Me Pass Judgement on OS Posts!
I'm not one to get into the daily rigamarole of Open Salon. I think it's a pretty neat idea and a very clever way for people like you and me to meet without meeting and confess sins out loud without saying a single word.
But, with all the cartoons and… Read full post »
What brands does Kraft own? More than you'd think
In an age when mergers and acquisitions happen right in front of
Justice's blindfolded face, company brand names are becoming
increasingly meaningless.
Northwest Airlines is no longer Northwest Airlines. Instead its
Delta, though you wouldn't know that by looking at its website.
General Electric owns… Read full post »
If You Don't Know The Singer Ryan Bingham Then Fuck You
He's what would happen if Bob Dylan could actually sing. He's what would happen if Bruce Springsteen were from Texas, not New Jersey. He's what you would get if you crossed the two of them, backed it up with the guitarest from the Black Crowes, and… Read full post »
The Swedes have taken the concept of biofuels to an entirely new
level in recent weeks: culled rabbits are now being thrown into the
furnaces to heat the colder parts of the country.
While burning
rabbits for energy may not be the most popular concept for
Americans, they… Read full post »
Governor Goes Missing, to Argentina
The plot thickens on South Carolina governor's unexplained
hiatus. With his wife and staff in the dark about where the
Governor has been for the past four days, yesterday republican Mark
Sanford simply reappeared claiming that he took a hike along the
Appalachian Trail.
But now he claims he wasn't hik… Read full post »
Sign of the Apocalypse - Sarah Palin
Our new President has been in office for just over six months
now, which means the 2012 election campaign is heating up.
With unpaid stimulus bills and rising unemployment, the kinks in
President Obama's armor are starting to show. On the first day he
created the heavens and earth, and on… Read full post »
If at First You Don't Succeed, Bomb, Bomb Again
So Dick Cheney, a man we've all grown to fear, raised the ante on Fox News Sunday when he admitted that in the waning days of the Bush Administration that he was pushing for a military strike on Iran's nuclear program.
I'll argue Iran is probably the most American country… Read full post »
Embrace the Wikipedia "Random Article" Button
It's like pulling a random book off a library shelf. Or putting your finger on a spinning globe and seeing where you end up. Only now, randomly searching for things isn't nearly as cumbersome as it used to be. Libraries are…Stephen King once noted that good horror reacts to the common
fears of the people. In the nuclear 1950s, the films were
about attacks of the fifty foot ant, crab, or
spider or woman because
most Americans were afraid of the unknown future of the
atom.
From there, with/… Read full post »
I Didn't Know Our Neighbor was a Hoarder and Parolee
My (hot) wife and I are sitting at the settlement office down in Alexandria, Viriginia. We're ready to close on our first home and have been signing a litany of papers that some stranger who I'm paying good money assures me is all legal and routine. As I'm filling this stack… Read full post »
Signs Your Homeowners Association Has Gone Too Far
Iraq spends 85 million on fake bomb detecting equipment
Fuel cells explained to an English Major
To: Barack Obama, From: Chuck Norris
Happy Birthday, Mr. Obama, from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris published a birthday greeting to President Barack Obama this morning. Mr. Norris, who provided an eloquent, well-supported argument that Mr. Obama should show the world his birth certificate, provided an eloquent, well-supported argument,…Visit North Korea, Hear Polka
North Korea's Arirang Festival kicked off this week for the sixth year in a row. The large, choreographed dance and festival is one of the largest in the world and will be preformed every day but Sunday through October, meaning that 100,000 North Koreans will have a job for the next… Read full post »
The Sex of Politics
Governor Mark Sanford has announced he intends to try to keep
his job as South Carolina's governor. This, after admitting to
secret flights to meet his 'soul mate' down in Buenos Aires behind
his state (and his wife's) back.
But it might not all be Sanford's fault. He might just have… Read full post »
Would The Press Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Internet
Imitation, they say, is the greatest form of flattery, but it's no way to turn a profit. There are folks on Open Salon and on blogs across cyberland that love to imitate the folks at the New York Times or the Washington Post, and while I'm sure the journalists there are… Read full post »
Sign of the Apocalypse: Immortality
Yes, the war in Afghanistan rages on. Yes, the Empire State Building, symbol of American capitalism was bathed in communist China's colors. Yes, Sarah Palin does exist.
This isn't what you should be afraid of.
You should be afraid of Brian Schweitzer, a Montana man who just… Read full post »


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