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Robert Brenner
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- March 30
- Bio
- Robert Brenner is a humorist, critic, and ventriloquist. His work has been published in New York Magazine, the Huffington Post, Grin & Tonic, and Happy. He has been interviewed on LeMorningShow, the first Twitter talk show. He is a proud graduate of André Aciman’s Writers’ Institute at the Graduate Center at CUNY. He lives in New York City with his child bride and two (imaginary) cats. Email: rabrenner@prodigy.net
MY RECENT POSTS
- How Newt Gingrich Became The
Herald Of Galactus
February 15, 2012 07:22PM - Captain America For President
January 14, 2012 02:09PM - Tintin Über Alles
December 19, 2011 06:09PM - Mitt Romney's Diary
December 05, 2011 03:09PM - Batman Invades Occupy Wall
Street
November 25, 2011 09:29AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Now you want Cap to get
into bed with the Red Skull. I
try
not to be
judgmental,…”
January 19, 2012 10:49PM - “Cap would never team up
with the Red Skull. Didn't you
see
"Captain
America:…”
January 19, 2012 12:09PM - “I don't have anything
particular against Ford. But
he was
basically a
placeholder…”
January 18, 2012 12:09PM - “Can't please
everyone.”
December 05, 2011 09:13PM - “Snowden, I still like
Batman. Frank Miller, not
so
much.”
November 26, 2011 10:58PM
Robert Brenner's Links
How Newt Gingrich Became The Herald Of Galactus
In his secret lunar base hidden on the dark side of the
moon, Newt Gingrich licks his political wounds and plots yet
another unlikely comeback:
NEWT: They called me "unstable," "erratic," "grandiose!" I'll show
them! As soon as I've completed my death ray, I'll decimate
the rest… Read full post »
Captain America For President
Tintin Über Alles
Mitt Romney's Diary
Dear Diary:
WTF? I'm the handsomest, richest, most electable candidate in my
class, but the GOP still won't ask me to the prom. My feelings
would be hurt -- if I had any.
It was bad enough when they passed me over last time for ROTC
captain John McCain.… Read full post »
Batman Invades Occupy Wall Street
The "Occupy" movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. "Occupy" is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mo… Read full post »
Hulk Occupy Wall Street
Hulk See Greed. Hulk Smash! -- the Wall Street Journal
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
How many times have I said that? Over the years, I've become something of an expert on anger management, ever… Read full post »
Herman Cain Is The Anti-Christ
Seven Beauties: Angela Merkel and Silvio Berlusconi
Ed Koch: With Friends Like This, Israel Doesn't Need Enemies
Three-Way Dance: Romney, Perry, Bachmann
VENTURA: Good evening, fight fans! This is you host, Jesse
"the Body" Ventura.
ROVE: And I'm your color commentator, Karl "the Brain" Rove.
VENTURA: We've got a real slobberknocker for you tonight! It's a
three-way dance--the Mighty Mitt Romney versus Rowdy Rick Perry
versus Beau… Read full post »
Super Congress vs. Justice League
With great debt comes great responsibility:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/super-congress-vs-justice_b_920281.html
Super Congress vs. Justice League
With great debt comes great responsibility:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/super-congress-vs-justice_b_920281.html
Super Congress vs. Justice League
With great debt comes great responsibility:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/super-congress-vs-justice_b_920281.html
Michele Bachmann: "I Kissed A Girl"
Super 8 Inches: It Arrives...On Your Cell Phone
Scene 1: Midnight. A deserted train station. A group of
kids are shooting an amateur porno with their
smartphones.
DIRECTOR: Okay, baby, I'm going to make you famous! Take off your
clothes.
BLOND GIRL: Are you sure this is the way Rebecca Black got
started?
MAKEUP ARTIST (evening… Read full post »
In a secret underground bunker, located far below Fox News,
a group of superpowered Republicans gather. Roger Ailes, the brains
behind the outfit -- codenamed "Professor FoX" -- addresses
them:
Ailes/Prof. FoX: We have to stop Barack Obama from
destroying the United States. One of you… Read full post »
Alpha Male Economists: I.M.F@#ked
Buying Porn For Bin Laden
WARNING: Adult Content/Juvenile Humor
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/buying-porn-for-bin-laden_b_863953.html Read full post »
Captain America Vs. Osama Bin Laden
The First Avenger on the death of OBL:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-brenner/captain-america-vs-osama-_b_859002.html Read full post »
A Thor Subject
Princess Die: A Modern Fairy Tale Royal Wedding
The Adventures of Cougarwoman and Boy Toy
Robin awoke with a start. Where was he? The last thing he remembered was being beaten unconscious by masked henchmen. Now he found himself tied spread-eagle to a fur-lined four-poster bed.
He fell back on Batman's training. The first thing to do was get his bearings. The room he… Read full post »
Pale Kings: Thomas Pynchon On David Foster Wallace
Author's Note: David Foster Wallace's final novel The Pale King will be officially published April 15th, Tax Day. Copies are already available from Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
I don’t normally do this sort of thing—write reviews, grant interviews, give readings, sign bo… Read full post »
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will be adding another stamp
to her passport in March, when she takes a trip to India to
participate in an annual seminar series on global leadership. --
the Huffington Post.
Dear Ms. Sarah Palin, Former Governor of Alaska, Current Fox News
Journalist, and Futur… Read full post »
Final Jeopardy: Paris Hilton Vs. IBM's Watson
Mara Shapshay
Snowden
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Erica K
Fay Paxton
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Salon.com