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Robert Brenner
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Robert Brenner is a satirist, critic, and historian of popular culture. He is also a ventriloquist: his favorite literary trope is writing in the voices of different characters. His blog DUMMY has been featured on the cover of Open Salon, and his work has been published in New York Magazine and the avant-garde literary magazine Happy. He is also a proud graduate of André Aciman’s Writers’ Institute at the Graduate Center at CUNY. He currently resides in New York City with his child bride and two (imaginary) cats.

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OCTOBER 14, 2009 8:28PM

Captain Lou Albano, by George "The Animal" Steele

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lou albano

George remember Lou. Lou great professional wrestling manager. Lou guide George’s career back in 1980s.

Lou help George many times in ring. Lou pass George “illegal foreign objects”: brass knuckles, steel chair, sock filled with quarters. Lou not judge George when George expose top turnbuckle and rub stuffing all over himself.

More important, Lou help George outside  ring. Lou fat, hairy, covered with rubber bands; George bald, hairy, with long green tongue. Lou help George accept himself as is. Lou help George see George is beautiful person deep down inside, not just “missing link” and “disgrace to professional wrestling.”

Lou manage many great professional wrestlers besides George: The Magnificent Muraco.  Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. The Russian Bear, Ivan Koloff. The Moondogs. The Wild Samoans, Afa and Sika. (No relation to  porn star Seka.)  Many more. Too many to mention.

But Lou best known for working with Cyndi Lauper in “Rock And Wrestling Connection.” Lou appear in several videos with Cyndi as her father, back when she still on  charts: “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” “She Bop.” “Time After Time.” “The Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough.” (Remember The Goonies? George love that movie. Especially fat kid.) Then he pick feud with Cyndi, leading up to confrontation broadcast on MTV: “The Brawl To End It All.”  This beginning of mainstreaming of professional wrestling.

After “Rock And Wrestling Connection” gimmick wear out, Lou decide square circle too small to contain such talent and leave professional wrestling. Lou appear on Hollywood Squares, Super Mario Brothers, and Miami Vice. Lou also manage NRBQ (they name song after him). Lou truly Renaissance man.

Now Lou gone. End of an era. His like not seen again.

George miss Lou. George heart is broken. George request moment of silence for Lou.

And Cyndi, if you still out there somewhere, George still have long green tongue for you. 

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Dear Friends: I know I just posted something yesterday, but I couldn't let Captain Lou pass without marking it somehow.
a renaissance heathen. Kind of freaky symmetry there.

I remember those halcyon days of dyed blond locks; glittery jewel-encrusted belts, layers of chaains, rich colours...

Hey! Now we know - Juicy Couture ain't so original, after all...
Thanks George for such a moving tribute! Thanks Robert for posting it.
George I know how bad this must be. Not having anyone to help you take a crap must be hell. Just remember these immortal worlds from
Ric FlairWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stupid chic--I like it.
Wrestling's fun to watch while it lasted. Now, I just don't watch those anymore. It's getting boring. Seen it back then, you've seen it all already. So what on the acrobatics? I've seen cheerleaders do better than those.
Scanner, George no need Lou to help take crap. George may be "animal," but George housebroken. Plus George would kick Ric Flair's ass.
Caroline, "stupid chic?" Just demographic George shooting for. Maybe George rename blog.
ConnieMack, George knew George should have copyrighted that look. If George did, George be rich Animal today instead of still wrestling for peanuts.
Philip, George thank you for commenting. George may not be good with words, but George know George nothing without support of fans.
Schopenhorror, George no watch WWF anymore either. All went down hill when changed name from WWF to WWE. But George kinda likes TNA Wrestling on Spike TV. Reminds George of old days, before wrestling got too big.
Benjamin, as one animal to another, George thanks you.
George, hon, were you on set for continuity in "The Wrestler"?

Just askin...