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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ “Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.”-Tom Robbins +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My first book, Flowergirls, a Mirroir, has been published and is available by clicking the title below. My second novel, Marne, will be available on September 21, 2011. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Banner Image: Tibetan prayer umbrella, one of the eight auspicious symbols. Portrait of Robin by Duaneart, Dakinis added by Lonnie Lazar. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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OCTOBER 19, 2008 10:07AM

Sarah Palin: Of all the gin joints in all the world...

Rate: 44 Flag

...why is Sarah Palin coming to mine? I don't want her to be in Loveland...we've been through too much...the pain of seeing her will be too great for me to bear, but I must. This I seriously gotta see first hand.

Visit to Loveland-Update:

The  night Sarah rolled into this gin joint...well...she was hard to get to. But, we both knew why she was there. Long time thing with her and Hilary. And me. The fixer of broken hearts, broken high heels...broken dreams.

There she was, blowing kisses, in a skin tight suit...winking...all the while Hilary was in a fit of tears, yet hiding it well, applauding for her love through the pain. Hilary slammed scotch and I looked on. When Sarah began her speech, Hilary couldn't watch anymore. And thus began my new assignment for the Pink Mafia.

Update 2/17/10:

Sarah's new book and wild world tour has effectively caused this member of the Pink Mafia to do everything in my power to convince her to come out. Her escapades are clearly due to her closeted status: her dumb act all a front to hide the brainy lesbian she really is. Inside scoop just for OS readers: She and Rachel Maddow have been seen after hours...talking shop? Or talking love?

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That's one sexy photo of Tina Fey, almost enough to let my latent lesbian out :-). So you're going to see She Who Cannot Be Named. Good luck and be ready to duck when the old ladies start to throw their punches.

(rated for girl lust)
pretend_farmer
October 19, 2008 10:18 AM
This photo of Fey looks uncannily like you in your profile photo. All you need are the librarian frames.

Long time no blog. Good to see you.
LT Bohica
October 19, 2008 10:38 AM
Ms. Farmer! Are you saying...? Maybe, is there a chance? I couldn't stand to post another one of those photos of She Who Cannot Be Namesd, so I went with Tina...who is hot hot hot!
Robin Sneed
October 19, 2008 06:33 PM
Tina Fey is indeed hot, hot, hot.

I loathe everything Sarah Palin stands for...and I loathe what she did to further divide us as a people, but...

...Sarah Palin is hot, hot, hot.
Frank Apisa
November 18, 2008 01:12 PM
That picture was a very nice surprise to see while I wait for the clock to tick away at work.
I totally think Tina Fey is gay too...
...And if she's not can we trade Lindsay Lohan for her?
Rated because it totally made my afternoon.
Mungular
November 18, 2008 04:38 PM
I never imagined cargo pants as sexy, until now.
Sustainthis
December 05, 2008 05:24 PM
Tina Fey's best features are obviously not that she looks something like she whose name should not be uttered.
dynomyte
January 01, 2009 02:05 PM
I am probably going to be ostrasized eternally here, but I like Sarah Palin's energy. It is authentic. I DO NOT like her policies. She can be
named. SARAH PALIN. Please please please find a way to forgive Sarah Palin for being who she is. No one is perfect.
DakiniDancer
May 01, 2009 07:01 AM
I'm looking at the dates, did I stumble into a different point on the space time continuum?
DakiniDancer
May 01, 2009 07:20 AM
I don't get it. I think Tina Fey is incredibly attractive, but Sarah Palin does absolutely nothing for me. Is it some primitive aura or something? Palin wasn't ready for primetime. Not sure if she ever would be, but her being on the stage was not her fault. She was rushed out too soon a little like Gerry Ferraro and Dan Quayle. Ferraro had something. Quayle, uh, not so much. Who is to say which way she'll go. She is a far better speaker than either of those two, but it remains to be seen if she has the intellectual awareness or horsepower to get her arms around the issues in sufficient fashion. But she is a good orator. Very natural.
Gwool
May 01, 2009 09:23 AM
I am madly in cerebral love with Tina Fey. Sarah Palin, not at all. She makes me throw up in my mouth. Even just her name.
Rated
Kind of Blue
May 14, 2009 09:03 AM
I sympathize with you and I hope you make it to the other side and let us know what happened.

Palin should wish she was a sexy and insanely smart and funny as Tina Fey. Man, that is one sexy pic. Copy and Paste.
D Art
May 16, 2009 10:47 AM
I think not enough has been made of Sarah Palin's lesbian mystique. Totally as a gag, I think it would be great if a bunch of lesbian and bi women formed a Sarah Palin fan club and followed her everywhere she went. Make some big rowdy noise.
Max the Communist
May 16, 2009 01:49 PM
I just saw these comments...this is so weird...it gets so many views! Um...huh.
This was written last October....
Robin Sneed
May 23, 2009 11:41 AM
Been a fan of Fey's for years. Palin? Not so much. She's like the train wreck that just keeps on giving. Of course she doesn't see herself as such and about 20 million other Americans don't either. I just don't get it. I think she would be a better pole dancer than a politician.
Michael Rodgers
June 12, 2009 06:32 PM
Man. This is one long-standing post. Started in October 08 through June 12. Must be a dmned good post :-)

While Sarah Palin may be a tad good looking, Tina has it in spades over her, in looks, brains and personality. If I had a chance to see her, I'd be damned if I would go. I hate crowds and I know there'll be plenty there. But I'd miss having the chance (to see her that is).
Boomer Bob
June 12, 2009 09:08 PM
Sarah Palin is truly a walking train wreck. I keep wondering what's next, and when her 15 minutes will finally be up. Tina Fey is amazing. She's given me some of the best laughs of my life.
bikepsychobabble
June 12, 2009 10:03 PM
Tina Fey is hot. Period.
LadyMiko
June 12, 2009 11:27 PM
this is the first time a blog post has made me feel like i was having an acid flashback.

dakini dancer speaking from the great beyond.

pretend_farmer strolling with her inner dyke.

robin, i have always known you had a certain magic, but this is impressive.
Lonnie Lazar
June 13, 2009 03:52 AM
I wish it had been Tina Fey who came to Loveland last year! As for the popularity of this post, it is maybe a mix between the hotness of Tina and train wreck of Sarah Palin. You're a beautiful mess....
Robin Sneed
June 13, 2009 06:55 PM
i love the fact that i got all the way to the bottom of the comments before i caught that you wrote this last year. i was excited to hear that Madame Trainwreck herself was making appearances!! like you, i'd not be able to stay away if she came to my town.

but enough about her.....Tina Fey...yes. hot, smart, funny. yes.
halfof42
June 14, 2009 01:33 PM
I'm really thinking that Sarah Palin uses one of those bridge things they sell on TV in her hair... you know, you put it on your head at the crown and then comb your hair back over it so you have big high hair... This is important when we consider a Gazillion dollar deficit and our great-grandchildren in a carbon credit future.
noah tawls
June 16, 2009 06:12 PM
I love that Mungular wants to "trade off" Fey for Lohan...too funny! Like sexuality baseball cards!
Beth Mann
June 17, 2009 09:46 AM
Aiiigh! You should not name her for to name her is to bring that plague upon the land.

I'd personally be happier with locusts.
RenaissanceLady
June 30, 2009 10:50 PM
Renaissance Lady...I really need to finish this post! I went all the way down there to see her and...I need to do an update.
Robin Sneed
June 30, 2009 11:29 PM
I love this and Tina's OMG photo. The ongoing comments are fun, too. -ds
daisysalter
July 01, 2009 10:07 AM
I'm so with Beth Mann, we should have sexuality baseball cards and trade them. Love this one of TF. Who else has hot pics of chicks?
Sally Swift
July 01, 2009 07:47 PM
Having entered the Shumakerean continuum. Wow, this must be the sort of place of... OS legends... history has a weird way of presenting itself, thanks for the ride... hello... hello... hello
patrick daniels
July 07, 2009 04:01 PM
Oh I forgot Tina is Gorgeous, and very groovy in all circles.
patrick daniels
July 07, 2009 04:04 PM
It's pretty sad to read all this hate for Sarah Palin. Really it's all because she is against abortion. You change that and make her a democrat and she's the biggest thing sense sliced bread.
ConservativeCrusader
July 07, 2009 05:10 PM
Hello...I gotta finish this post! xox
Robin Sneed
July 08, 2009 06:46 PM
Believe it or not, I bet Tina Fey would have loved to see Sarah Palin win. Whatta career Tina would have had with that caricature on SNL! Sadly, we will never know.
aoafedotcom
July 08, 2009 08:03 PM
Conservative Crusader....erm...not her pro-life stance, which I respect, but her "fingernails on a chalkboard" persona and her flaky performance as a politition.
yekdeli
July 09, 2009 06:54 PM
OMG, Palin is back in Loveland? Or do you mean Tina Fey? Please say you mean Tina Fey.
Megan Stewart
July 10, 2009 04:23 PM
Great photo, a little Lisa Loebish with the glasses, other than that, very, very sexy.
Lady Viola
July 10, 2009 09:12 PM
Sarah was in Loveland last year...it was quite a night....more later....
Robin Sneed
July 27, 2009 06:53 PM
You didn't fool me either! Tina Fey is so much better looking than the woman without an education called Sarah. Please don't let the right-wingers take over CO again! There are enough nutcases coming out of the Springs. You don't need them in Loveland, too. Oh, I forgot Senator Bob. Go Pink Mafia!
rainee174
November 12, 2009 08:57 PM
Wow! Tina never looked better.
Mike Jeffrey
November 13, 2009 06:22 PM
Love the Tina Fey - Sunday-morning-lesbian pic.
Meander61
November 14, 2009 09:54 AM
hey I must of missed this one...its awesome.
Jesse Mitchell
November 14, 2009 03:10 PM
DOJ subpoenas popular news site for visitors' ip addresses, emails, credit card info and more:

http://joshfulton.blogspot.com/2009/11/doj-are-dirty-fascistic-bastards-they.html
Josh Fulton
November 14, 2009 09:30 PM
oh that scared me until I realized it was Tina...
Nikki Stern
February 07, 2010 11:13 AM
My solution to the Palin problem? I'd like to spend a weekend with her at the Chelsea Hotel and diminish her mental capacity to zero.
Billy Glad
February 07, 2010 12:11 PM
Nikki...it's the funniest thing about this post...I wrote it ENTIRELY to entertain myself...and it pops up on the most viewed time after time...xox

Billy...that wouldn't be hard to do...xox
Robin Sneed
February 07, 2010 07:57 PM
I am a pixie-dust-addled post-60s type. Not immune to weird hotness at all, though.

But because of that 60s thing I have, stupid and venal kills the mood for me every time.

So Palin is opposite of hot. Brittle. Sad. Scary. And Power Sexuality repels me because there's a lizard behind those eyes. I like romance, and hours of edgysweatytransgressionneckkisses.

Palin? Feh. Fey? ooh la la
Greg Correll
February 17, 2010 09:11 AM
Greg, as a member of the Pink Mafia, I can tell you...Sarah is putting that dumb act on to get ahead in politics. More sociopathic than gay, she puts her goals ahead of her true self every time. This is what broke Hilary's heart, and no doubt this trait will devastate Rachel as well...will send updates in as they happen...xox
Robin Sneed
February 17, 2010 12:20 PM
Folks have been commenting on this post for nearly a year and a half. WOW! The day I first saw Palin, when McCain announced her as his running mate, I thought she was kind of pretty. And then she began to speak. And the the more she spoke the less pretty she seemed. By now she looks like - well, gosh, I'm sitting here trying to think of the ugliest thing I've ever seen, and the best I can do is come up with that armadillo that chased me down the lane back in 1979. But even HE (or she - I ain't so up on my ability to differentiate the genders of an armadillo, and as I said, I was, in fact, RUNNING from him. Or her.) - what was I saying??
kitd
February 17, 2010 02:50 PM
Kit...it's the weirdest thing with this post...I wrote it just to entertain myself...out of sheer boredom...and all this time later...well...its taken on a life of its own...the reason there's a pic of Tina and not Sarah is because I couldn't stand the idea of having a picture of Ms. Palin while I was simply trying to make myself laugh, not barf. xox
Robin Sneed
February 17, 2010 03:04 PM
Sarah as a brainy lesbian in real time. Ha You always get me with these spoofs and I love it.
zanelle
June 11, 2010 11:28 AM
OOOH! Please don't insult Lesbians! Sarah Palin a closeted Lesbian! That is truly an insult---to Lesbians! Sarah Palin is an insult to the human race, period.
Kenny1948
October 22, 2010 11:14 AM
I think Nikki Stern may have coined the phrase, but here it is again: Stupid IS the new black. xo ...Go rouge instead, you'll look so much hotter. xo
A Persistent Muse
December 06, 2010 08:06 PM

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