My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Location
Malibu, California, USA
Birthday
October 01
Company
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Bio
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Malibu, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire, Salon.com, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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NOVEMBER 30, 2012 1:06AM

Early Sicilians Avoided Seafood

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Early Sicilians Avoided Seafood:  New research finds that despite a seaside home overlooking the Mediterranean, the very first human settlers in Sicily over 10,000 years ago weren't seafood eaters.  Makes sense.  I imagine it would have been next to impossible to find a decent seafood restaurant back in those days.

 

The Internet and Madness:  New research says excessive use of the internet can leave us lonely and depressed and possibly even contribute to a more extreme form of madness.  Especially for those who use the internet excessively while on bath salts.

 

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Fast-Food Workers Strike in NYC:  Fast-food workers from restaurants across New York City have walked off the job, marking the beginning of an extremely rare strike against the nearly union-free fast-food industry.  Hungry patrons are hopeful the strike will end fast. 

 

Autopsy Report on Roach-Eating Contest Winner:  A final autopsy report on a Florida man who died earlier this year after downing dozens of live roaches to win a contest in which the grand prize was a python, was found to have choked to death after.  Its being reported that the man’s family chose to decline contest official’s offer to feed the man’s body to the python.

 

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Charlie Sheen Helps Lindsay Lohan With the IRS:  According to TMZ, actor Charlie Sheen rode to the rescue of Lindsey Lohan with a $100,000 check to help her pay off the Internal Revenue Service.  Thank goodness Charlie is no longer throwing his money away on drunken, drug-addicted, self-obsessed sluts.

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