My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Woodland Hills, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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DECEMBER 2, 2012 12:16AM

Baby Parrot in German Zoo Rejected by Parents

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Baby Parrot in German Zoo Rejected by Parents:  Zookeepers at the Bergzoo Zoo in Germany are caring for a baby parrot around the clock after its parents rejected him at birth.  Zookeepers say they are doing their best to care for the bird, but its difficult because the parrot speaks very little German.  


Red Bull Named in 21 FDA Danger Reports:  Red Bull now has joined the list of other energy drink brands that are under FDA scrutiny for their potential health threat.  Fans of the drink are calling the move just a bunch of Red Bull crap. 


Nicotine Could Become Diet Drug:  Scientists say nicotine receptors in the brains of mice appear to influence appetite, leaving open the possibility that science may one day engineer a weight-loss drug that mimics nicotine.  Isn’t there already is a weight-loss drug you can smoke?  Its called crack.

Protests Flare in Bahrain Over Kardashian Visit:  Just hours after reality TV star Kim Kardashian gushed about her impressions of Bahrain, riot police fired tear gas to disperse more than 50 hardline Islamic protesters denouncing her presence in the Gulf kingdom.  My question is, Islamic militants watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians 


Consumer Reports Survey Puts AT&T at Bottom:  AT&T has finished last among the four major U.S. cellphone providers in a recent Consumer Reports Wireless survey.  On a positive note, most consumers say that no other carrier drops calls quite like AT&T does.

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Tell them to guard the parrot with their lives..... A parrot that can't speak German is worth many times the value of a few hundred politicians who can.....

Red Bull is definitely not a health threat; it doesn't "threaten" anything - it does it! The damage it does to the idiots who drink it is intentional! That's its job!

If nicotine causes weight loss then why am I, a smoker for over 55 years, shaped like the Great Pumpkin instead of like Jack Spratt?

Can we hire those protestors to protest the presence of Kim Kardashian on this planet?

Sooner or later every big company gets too big to not fail.....