My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Malibu, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.


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DECEMBER 4, 2012 1:43AM

Professor Says Oprah May Be a Religion

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Professor Says Oprah May Be a Religion:  A Yale professor of religion says she has studied every Oprah show over the past 12 years as well as pouring over “O” magazine and concludes that “Oprah” may actually be a form of religion.  Perhaps that explains the recent increase in the number of men who now consider themselves to be atheists.

Reporting Fellow Doctors:  A new survey says that many doctors do not report other doctors who are drunk, addicted to drugs, mentally ill or outright incompetent.  Its also possible that other doctors did report them, but no one could read their handwriting. 


Newspaper Readers Retain More:  A recent French study took a look at reading patterns and concluded that newspaper readers were more likely to retain information than iPad readers.  That’s a shame, because I’m reading this story on my iPad.   


Family Dog Killed by Bees:  A family dog in Torrance, California was killed after being attacked in the family’s yard by a swarm of bees.  Authorities speculate that the dog may have gotten caught in a “sting operation.” 

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