My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Location
Malibu, California, USA
Birthday
October 01
Company
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Bio
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Malibu, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire, Salon.com, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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Salon.com
DECEMBER 13, 2012 1:08AM

Pot Shot Over Boarder From Mexico With Cannon

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Pot Shot Over Boarder From Mexico With Cannon:  U.S. Border Patrol agents said they have seized 33 cans of marijuana in a field near the Arizona-Mexico border which were apparently launched through a cannon.  Those who witnessed it all described it like this - “and the rockets red glare, the BONGS bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our buzz was still there!” 

 

Apple to Produce Some Macs in the US:  Apple CEO Tim Cook says the company will soon once again begin to produce one of its existing lines of Mac computers in the United States in 2013.  Let’s just hope they don’t use Apple Maps to try to find their way back.

 

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Most Polled Feel Santa is a Democrat:  A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28 percent believe he is a Republican.  The other 28% say “ah, there ain’t no Santee Claus.”

 

Beyonce and Pepsi Announce $50 Million Deal:  The New York Times is reporting that Beyonce and Pepsi have struck a partnership that is estimated to be a $50 million deal.  All I can say is, its gonna be really difficult to drink $50 million worth of Pepsi!

 

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Woman With Cocaine Breast Implants Arrested:  Spanish authorities say they have arrested a Panamanian woman arriving at Barcelona airport with 1.38 kilograms (3 pounds) of cocaine concealed in breast implants.  Apparently wearing a bra made of rolled-up $100 bills wasn’t such a good idea after all.


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Didn't they try that "Pot Shot Over The Border" with illegal immigrants a while back?
Seems it scrambled the brains of those poor frequent fliers so badly that the border patrol thought they were US politicians. The truth was only discovered when some of those cops asked for more money and the illegals said "No!".
Stupid of them, they should know that in America the politicians NEVER say not to cops.......


Apple must be setting up shop in one of those "Right To Work" states where they figure on paying their employees $3.50 a day......


Sorry. Sandy Claws isn't a Democrate or a Republi-can't........ he's a Canadian!!


Beyonce and a bottle of Pepsi go great together - similar IQs, I'm told........


Cocaine in her boobies?
What a waste! I'll bet the Spanish authorities all want to handle this case personally.......

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