Pot Shot Over Boarder From Mexico With Cannon: U.S. Border Patrol agents said they have seized 33 cans of marijuana in a field near the Arizona-Mexico border which were apparently launched through a cannon. Those who witnessed it all described it like this - “and the rockets red glare, the BONGS bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our buzz was still there!”
Apple to Produce Some Macs in the US: Apple CEO Tim Cook says the company will soon once again begin to produce one of its existing lines of Mac computers in the United States in 2013. Let’s just hope they don’t use Apple Maps to try to find their way back.
Most Polled Feel Santa is a Democrat: A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28 percent believe he is a Republican. The other 28% say “ah, there ain’t no Santee Claus.”
Beyonce and Pepsi Announce $50 Million Deal: The New York Times is reporting that Beyonce and Pepsi have struck a partnership that is estimated to be a $50 million deal. All I can say is, its gonna be really difficult to drink $50 million worth of Pepsi!
Woman With Cocaine Breast Implants Arrested: Spanish authorities say they have arrested a Panamanian woman arriving at Barcelona airport with 1.38 kilograms (3 pounds) of cocaine concealed in breast implants. Apparently wearing a bra made of rolled-up $100 bills wasn’t such a good idea after all.