My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Woodland Hills, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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DECEMBER 14, 2012 1:20AM

Adele Facing Fine for Not Registering Her Baby

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Adele Facing Fine for Not Registering Her Baby:  Its being reported that Adele is facing a possible $1600 fine after failing to register her baby with the British Government within the required 42-day deadline.  Wow, here’s a kid that’s only 42-days old and he’s already got a criminal record.  Not too hard to figure out what kind of life he’s gonna have.


Boston’s Gas Pipelines Riddled With Leaks:  Researchers say Boston's aging natural-gas pipeline system is rife with more than 3,000 leaks, some of which could pose serious explosion risks.  Makes sense, especially when you consider that Boston is known for its baked beans. 


Australian Police Warn About Relying Apple Maps:  Australian police are cautioning motorists to rely less on technology such as Apple Maps and more on common sense as the number of lost and stranded motorists needing rescue climbs higher.  If you’re still relying on Apple Maps at this point, its pretty safe to say that you don’t have any common sense.


Colorado Governor Signs Marijuana Amendment:  Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has signed an amendment that officially legalizes marijuana in the state.  Somehow, deep inside, we all knew that it would ultimately require someone with a name like Hickenlooper to finally declare pot legal. 

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Orwell is alive and well in the UK........

That'll take a truckload of Beano to fix........

We've gotta figure a way to get all them politicians to use 'em.......

How may states is that now? The Feds are gonna be busy boys!