My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Woodland Hills, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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DECEMBER 15, 2012 12:35AM

Los Angeles County Closes in on 10 Million Population

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Los Angeles County Closes in on 10 Million Population:  New data indicate that the population of Los Angeles County is quickly approaching 10 million people.  Health officials expressed concern that if the population continues to grow at its current rate, there may one-day not be enough plastic surgeons to accommodate everyone.

Americans Waste 40% of Their Food:  According to the Natural Resources Defense Council, nearly 40 percent of all food in the U.S. (equaling $165 billion) is wasted.  All I can say is, with obesity rates running at nearly 40%, somebody’s gotta be eating something. 


Scientists Making Brain Cells From Urine:  Scientists say they’ve found a way of making brain cells from urine to help fight neurodegenerative diseases such as Parkinson’s.  So I guess the next time someone says “piss on you,” we should say “thank you very much?”


New Study Claims Volcanoes in India Killed Dinosaurs:  According to a new theory, the dinosaurs where not done in by an asteroid, but by volcanic activity in an area that is now modern-day India.  Apparently the only things to survive the massive cataclysm were the call centers. 

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I think those health officials erroneously included non-Americans in their count....

If Americans are getting THAT fat on only 60% of their food, just imagine how big they'd be if they obeyed mommy and ate up what's on their plates?!

Perhaps "thanks" are not really in order. I mean, if you're so dumb that getting pissed on will make you smarter, then you're typical, so don't sweat it, y'know?

Y'mean that someone is finally taking note of the fact that for the last THIRTY YEARS dinosaur bones have been found in great numbers well above the the geological record of when that asteroid hit?

Gosh...... some people are so up-to-date! It's a wonder some American church isn't picketing the Indian embassy for blaspheming Christian beliefs....