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by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Woodland Hills, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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DECEMBER 16, 2012 11:48PM

Hillary Clinton Suffers Concussion

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Hillary Clinton Suffers Concussion:  The State Department said that because of a stomach virus, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton suffered a concussion early last week after fainting and striking her head.  Doctors became concerned when, shortly after the fall, Hillary insisted all State Department TV’s be tuned to Fox News.


Judge Says Victims' Bodies Can Prevent Rape:  A Southern California judge is being publicly admonished for saying a rape victim "didn't put up a fight" during her assault and that if someone doesn't want sexual intercourse, the body "will shut down and not permit that to happen."  Fine, let’s test that hypothesis by having the good judge spend a few nights in a federal prison cell with a big guy named Bubba as his bunkmate. 


Prosthetic Retina Restores Vision in Blind Mice:  By figuring out the code that retinas use to communicate with the brain, scientists have developed a prosthetic retina that is restoring vision to blind mice.  Researchers say that nearly all the mice treated in the study were able to discard their white canes and get back on their treadmills.  


Miami Hunts Dangerous Nile Crocodile:  Florida state wildlife officials have given their agents a rare order to shoot to kill in the hunt for a young and extremely dangerous Nile crocodile on the loose near Miami.  On a positive note, a hungry, furious crocodile, if allowed to roam South Florida long enough, could rapidly eliminate much of our nation’s Social Security and Medicare costs. 

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Makes sense: How can the Dems know what they're against unless they see it on Fox.....

The good judge will return to the bench with a lisp....

But can they qualify for a driver's licence?

A lot more costs could be eliminated by letting some loose in congress......