My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Woodland Hills, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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JANUARY 29, 2013 12:44AM

Gatorade Removing Flame Retardant from Drinks

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Gatorade Removing Flame Retardant from Drinks:  PepsiCo Inc has announced it will be removing a substance that is patented as a flame retardant from its Gatorade drinks after a slew of consumer complaints.  Customers claim the retardant really isn’t necessary because so few people catch fire after drinking the beverage.  


Barbara Walters Has Chicken Pox:  While Barbara Walters has been hospitalized for over a week after falling, doctors say the reason that the 83-year-old journalist remains in the hospital is not because of her fall, but that she has come down with the chicken pox.  Doctors say they’re at a loss to explain how she may have gotten the chicken pox, as it doesn’t appear that she fell on a chicken. 

Iran Sends Monkey Into Space:  Iranian State TV reports that the nation has successfully sent a monkey into space.  Apparently Ahmadinejad wanted to send up someone who fully understood the thinking of the Iranian government.

Judges Rule Former Porn Star Can’t Teach Middle School:  A three-judge panel in California ruled that Stacie Halas, a former porn star known as Tiffany Six, cannot continue teaching middle school due to her past career.  School officials say they became suspicious of Halas after her students began insisting that school officials bring back paddling. 

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