My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Woodland Hills, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.


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JULY 19, 2013 12:02AM

New Mexico Jogger Repeatedly Poops on Man’s Home

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New Mexico Jogger Repeatedly Poops on Man’s Home:  A New Mexico man released a surveillance video hoping to identify the female jogger who has pooped next to his home at least four times since April and then goes on jogging.  The man says he just doesn’t deserve all this shit.

 Jogger Poops 


Twinkies to Have Longer Shelf Life:  Hostess has announced that the new Twinkies will have a much longer shelf life.  Yea, too bad we can’t say the same thing about the people who’ll eat them.



License-Plate Readers Track Millions:  According to the American Civil Liberties Union, the use of license-plate-reading cameras has become widespread, with police building databases with millions of license-plate numbers.  Police say there’s really nothing to worry about because they’re just collecting them for fun.

License Readers 


Anniversary of the Telegraph:  This year marks the 150th anniversary of the completion of the transcontinental telegraph, which electronically knitted together a nation from sea to sea in what was really a primitive form of the Internet.  Thank goodness they’ve made some advancements since then, can you imagine trying to post on Facebook using Morse Code?


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