My Take

by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish
Malibu, California, USA
October 01
Rubbish In, Robish Out!
Johnny Robish is an actor, stand-up comic and joke/humor writer who lives in Woodland Hills, California. Most recently, Johnny had a weekly humor column entitled “Kauai Komedy” in The Garden Island, Kauai’s main newspaper before moving back to Malibu. A committed writer, Johnny has often stated that “the only time I’m really happy is when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Unfortunately, there are no typewriters anymore, so I’m just miserable all the time.” A favorite at comedy clubs all over the western United States, Johnny’s humor has also been published in such diverse venues as the LA Times “Laugh Lines”, medical journals, trade publications, dozens of company newsletters, humor magazines and numerous internet sites such as The Malibu Patch, Curve Wire,, AARP, DailyComedy.Com, FunnyFirm.Com, How Sick Is That? and Peter Bergman’s Radio Free OZ which also features TV’s John Goodman, Edie McClurg and Paul Krassner. Johnny has also written for road comics including Taylor Negron, Mel Kohl, Marti Schauer and Jere Evans.

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SEPTEMBER 12, 2013 12:27AM

Americans Not Eating Out Anymore

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Americans Not Eating Out Anymore:  More than half of all Americans say they've not gone out to eat in the past year, in what may be one of the clearest reflections yet of how the depressed economy is restricting choices for consumers.  In fact, the economy is so bad that about the only way anyone can afford to eat out these days is if they are eating out of a garbage can.

Eating Out 


Low Estrogen May Play Role in Male Menopause:  TV ads tout testosterone treatments for "low T," but surprising new research shows that the female hormone estrogen is needed also in order to prevent male menopause symptoms.  I think all this stuff about male menopause is just plain nonsense!  Now please shut-up and let me listen to my Adele music - I HATE you!!!



Vegans Demand Dairy-Free Pumpkin Spice Latte:  Vegans are mobilizing after discovering that the popular Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte mix actually contains condensed milk.  Gee, no vegan option for an overpriced cup of flavored coffee at a globalized chain store?  I suspect we can safely classify this as a first world problem.

Pumpkin Spice Latte 


Got Milk Ads Coming Back:  The National Dairy Council announced that they plan to come out with more of their classic “got milk?” ads this holiday season.  If they want to make a real impact with these ads, I suggest they use a video of Michael Jackson asking Dr Conrad Murray that very question.

Got Milk? 

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