Country Singer Dies in Nashville Bar Shooting: A downtown Nashville bar owner told police he fatally shot country music singer Wayne Mills in self-defense after the two got into an argument over the musician smoking a cigarette in a no-smoking area. Guess my doctor was right after all all along, smoking can kill you. But all kidding aside, I think its important for bar owners to have a gun handy, just in case someone tries to light up. And I assume he used what those crime novels always refer to as the “smoking gun.”
Neuroscientist Discovers He Has Brain of a Psychopath: After getting a brain scan, a prominent UC Irvine neuroscientist discovered that he not only has the brain of a psychopath, but he is also related to seven alleged murderers — including Lizzie Borden. All I can say is, this guy must have one hell of a Ancestry.Com page.
Elderly Vandal Spray Painting “No Kids” in Seniors-Only Community: Police suspect another elderly person is behind the spray painting of the hood of a 63-year-old Florida man’s car in a “seniors-only” gated community with the message “NO KIDS” after the man babysitted his 4-year-old granddaughter a couple of times. Every time I hear about crimes like this being committed, I can’t help but think “just where are the hell are parents?”