IN HONOR OF LITTLEWILLIE'S FRIEND, TIMMY
And ode to Timmy Stump (to the tune of Surf City)
Where the water is warm
And the fish are swimm’n
Stump Timmy, he’s the oneYou can find him there
Hang’n with the women
Stump Timmy, He’s the oneHe can’t hang ten
Or Even five.
Some say he’s lucky
Just to be alive,
But put him on that board
And watch him drive.
Yeah!
Stump Timmy, he’s the one.
Well, he’s not real tall.That’s for certain
Stump Timmy, he’s the one.
And he has to look up
When he’s do’n some flirt’n
Stump Timmy, he’s the oneYeah, he may be short
And he sure ain’t fast
But when it comes to surf’
He’ll kick your ass
Just watch him move,
When he passes gas.
Stump Timmy, he’s the one.
(Backup Singers) (Background and fade) (Lead - talk over)
Stump Timmy, he’s the one.Come on ladies, join the team
Stump Timmy, he’s the one.He’s your kinda guy, if you know what I mean
Stump Timmy, he’s the one.No he won’t try to feel ya or chase you around.
But he’s got a tongue, and he likes to go down.
Stump Timmy, he’s the one.Yeah! Stump Timmy!
Stump Timmy, he’s lotsa fun!.
He can’t outrun you, but he still can lick ya.
Yeah!
Stump Timmy! (he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah)


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Comments
RATED
Rated for very creative chuckles.
Littlewillie ... Stump was crying out for lyrics. And I see the movie in my mind's eye ... Intros with great surfer music, lots of surfers pipelining their way to shore, and right among them, The Stump! Strapped to his board ... smiling like crazy ... hanging none! Letting the waves guide his way!
Jennette ... Stump's story cried for lyrics. Legends need lyrics! Plus, considering his condition, he can only sing ... his guitar days being in his past.
Torman ... thanks, man, and now you've opened up a whole 'nother can of worms ... STUMP TIMMY! which may not only be a cool Mantra and/or tee shirt, but also a quiz show ... wherein Timmy answers even the hardest of our questions. Littlewillie, if you read this, you may wnat to expand Timmy's horizons in that direction ... at least such as they are from his vantage point.
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