JUNK MAIL FOR THE BORED AND BORING: 

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!  McCain Endorses Obama Healthcare 

In a move that shocked even himself, this morning Senator John McCain endorsed President Barack Obama’s healthcare plan, even to include a fully funded Government Option.  He then woke up from his nightmare in a cold sweat and screaming for forgiveness.  According to family sources, he was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital where he was immediately sedated and put on Suicide Watch.  He is expected to remain there for several days. 

When notified at the White House, President Obama reacted by saying, “My heart goes out to John and his family.  He’s been under a lot of stress.  But I’m sure he is receiving quality care, and at least he won’t have the added stress of wondering how he’ll pay for it.

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IN THE RECENT NEWS:Jet misses airport: 

Two Northwest Airlines pilots failed to make radio contact with ground controllers for more than an hour and over-flew their Minneapolis destination by 150 miles before discovering the mistake and turning around. The Federal Aviation Administration said the crew told authorities they became distracted during a heated discussion over airline policy and lost track of their location.

 LAW REVIEW:Saw a profile the other day that said, “Lesbian Lawyer.”  Now I am familiar with Criminal law, real estate Law, even Corporate Law, but lesbian law is a brand new specialty to me.  Wonder what specific training you need? 

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ADAMS FAIMILY WISDOM: 

President John Adams said “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”           

President John Quincy Adams said “Nip the shoots of arbitrary power in the bud, is the only maxim which can ever preserve the liberties of any people.”           

Actress Edie Adams said “All the dreamers in all the world are dizzy in the noodle.”

Don’t ya just love that Edie! (Look her up if you're not sure)

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COMING SOON: 

“And It Came to Pass” … the enthralling story of a new religion.  

You won’t want to miss this exciting and evocative tale of a new religion being born. You’ll meet the leader, the followers and all the many people who crossed their lives. (hint: What rhymes with humanity, and even vanity, and most likely insanity? Tune in to find out).

 Addendum:  I am leaving for Gainseville tomorrow early to see my "beloved" Florida Gators play Vanderbilt.  My son ... 39 year old delinquent that he is ... conned tickets off an unsuspecting customer who thinks he's a nice guy.  I trained him well!  We leave at 8:00 a.m, and I don't expect to be back until Sunday evening.  So to all of you who visit this and comment, I will be looking forward to your words once I return and will repsond as quickly as I can.  Thanks for the read.