Members of the Obama administration held a White House meeting with representatives of the "Secular Coalition for America," triggering a swift and angry reaction from God (the real, Jesus one, not Allah or James Cameron).
God, already pissed at President Obama because he's a Marxist Muslim, hit Chile with a massive 8.8 magnitude earthquake in retaliation for the ill-advised gathering. God didn't directly explain (so when does He?) why the Catholic residents of Chile were punished for Obama's transgressions but the most likely explanation is revealed with this decoding of the acronym, C.H.I.L.E.
Communist
Health care
Ideology
Liberal
Extreme
God simply doesn't want the Communist Barack Obama's health care reform and other socialist ideas and liberal, extreme policies to be enacted.
How much more proof do you libtard sheeple need?
The only way to reverse the wrath of God is to impeach the liberal, Godless Democrats and replace them with real Americans like Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin - 2012.
"She's White One Of Us and She Worships the Real God"
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Glad to help Nikki.
He's
An
Infidel, and
Traitor to
Israel
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Thanks for the satire. Rated.
Thanks all!
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And the scarier thing is that they think it's OK.
I'm moving to Pandora. People there dont write on their hands.
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