FEBRUARY 10, 2011 12:14AM

Sarah Palin Embraces Evolution, Abandons Creationism

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Sarah Palin slipped up today and tacitly admitted that human beings (presumably even herself) evolved from apes, effectively abandoning her long stated position that she doesn't believe in "that dang evolution."

In her Will and Ariel Durant inspired classic "Going Rogue," she wrote that she "didn't believe in the theory that human beings -- thinking, loving beings -- originated from fish that sprouted legs and crawled out of the sea" or from "monkeys who eventually swung down from the trees."

Fair enough.  She's no different than millions of other intolerant zealots who don't believe in science, reason, or truth.  But today on FOX News, perhaps flustered in the presence of designated fluffer Sean Hannity, Mrs. Palin let her fundamentalist guard down.

Former Senator and GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum (R-PA), who's every bit as wacky as Mrs. Palin, had criticized the notoriously thin-skinned former Alaskan Governor for skipping this year's CPAC meeting.  Santorum said of Palin, "I have a feeling that she has some demands on her time, and a lot of them have financial benefit attached to them."

In an appearance on "Hannity," Mrs. Palin reacted to Santorum's comments.

In this 32 second clip, Sarah Palin reveals her
heretofore unknown belief that man wasn't always erect.
First of all, Rick Santorum seriously needs to go back to "snark school" if he wants to compete with the likes of Sarah Palin.  He can't even carry her briefcase.
Secondly, this stunning reversal of her rock-solid belief that the first living organism on the planet looked like Charlton Heston,  begs the question, "When will Sarah Palin say that she was misinterpreted?"  (No Vegas line yet).
Sarah Palin's only shot at the 2012 GOP nomination hinges on the support of all of those who share her knuckle-headed belief that science, art, poetry, literature, and philosophy are for those "gosh darn Ivy League elites" and not for real leaders like herself, Glenn Beck, Ted Nugent, and Scott Roeder.
I predict that once Sean Hannity finishes interviewing Newt Gingrich, and wipes off his chin, he'll have the former Alaska Governor back on his show so she can "correct the record."

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Gravity: It's against God's will when you're an angel.
ONL, didn't you hear how gravity is now referred to as "intelligent falling".

As for Palin's clarification, she can characterize the Neanderthals as a completely distinct species, who, although human-like, probably didn't pray to the right god and look what happened to them.
Thanks ONL. Good point Abrawang:)
Roger, thank you--I think--for that highly disturbing but very apt image of Sean Hannity as SP's "fluffer"

Does make me wonder.... anybody seen Todd Palin around, lately? The guy seems to have dropped off the map. =o) But rumor has it that he and Sarah are married. They even have a few kids together, I hear.

Sarah the grifter -- the twitter-quitter. 'Nuff said.
I'm surprised her voice isn't high pitched from all of the helium in her head. I have to share my polluted oxygen with this neanderthalette? Why, God, why?
I think Palin is one of the exceptions to the evolution theory. She's still an ape.
Ted Nugent for President! He'll just shoot an arrow between the eyes of all the dissenters, then turn them into Dem Jerky (I just coined that here). Gosh darn tootin' shootin'!
Geeze, I gotta write to our politicians up here in Canuckistan and tell them I'm tired of you 'Merikans havin' all the fun people in politics.

Hehehehehehe! and Hohohohohoho! too.....
I love your author tags for this one! Great post. Uffff!