Glenn Beck and I have one thing in common; we both have a highly developed awareness as to when the Obama Administration is secretly up to no damn good.
For example, President Obama is about to approve a plan to kill thousands of "barred owls," ostensibly in a last-ditch effort to help save the iconic "spotted owl," from extinction. Save the spotted owl my ass. Barack Obama would eat "Spotted Owl Omelets" for breakfast if his nutritionist-wannabe wife would let him.
No folks, this story is about Barack Hussein Obama's desire to lead the next Muslim caliphate. (The last sentence was brought to you by 1 (800) GOLDLINE).
As part of his evil plan, the Muslim, Kenyan-born President has decided to sacrifice the nocturnal "harbingers of death" as a gesture of goodwill to the Kikuyu Tribe, Kenya's largest ethnic group.
Even though President Obama is a practicing Luo tribesman, this outreach is intended to help establish Kikuyu/Luo solidarity, which would be an important third step in the President's ultimate desire to establish a worldwide, Kenyan-based Muslim caliphate. (Becoming President of the United States, and successfully toppling Egypt's government were #1 and #2).
Obama knows that Kenya's 5.3 million Kikuyu's believe that if you see an owl or simply hear it's hoot, someone will have bad luck, ill-health or death. (Since owls hoot every day and people die every day, it's fairly difficult to prove or disprove the theory).
Encouraged by his recent results in Egypt, President Obama, much more wary of Fox News hosts than owls, believes that a Kikuyu/Luo alliance would unify his true homeland and enable him to quietly engineer subsequent "unrest" in Somalia, Sudan, and Ethiopia. From there it's a hop, skip, and a jump to Yemen, Saudi Arabia, and control of the world's oil supply.
Even though the White House scrubbed any record of his comments from the internet, and there is no audio record to back up his claim, Glenn Beck warned us almost two years ago that "if Obama starts having owls killed, the caliphate is near."
Don't take my word for it though. In the words of the esteemed Mr. Beck, "do your own homework." The next time you see a seemingly benign, feel-good headline like, "New Plan to Save Spotted Owls," please do what Glenn and I both do; immediately stop taking your Prozac and start digging for the truth.
It's all right there.
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