The increasingly irrelevant Glenn Beck today announced his next big event that’s designed to take much of the remaining wealth of his dwindling fan base and redistribute into the checking account of the once-mighty gadfly.  Beck will hold a "Restoring Courage" rally in Jerusalem sometim… Read full post »

On the May 15, 2001 edition of “Meet The Press,” GOP Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made a number of false or misleading claims that went unchallenged by host David Gregory.

Gingrich told Gregory that, "(he) I helped balance the budget for four straight years.  We did it by c… Read full post »

Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) reached another milestone in her recovery from a gunshot wound to the head when doctors determined that her knowledge of the United States Constitution has exceeded that of her uninjured Republican colleague Eric Cantor (R-VA).

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Sc… Read full post »

Meghan McCain responded to Glenn Beck's cruel, hateful, and stupid-ass criticism of Ms. McCain's weight, complete with fake vomiting. 

From The Daily Beast:

After Meghan McCain wore a revealing dress in a skin cancer PSA, Glenn Beck launched a vicious tirade about her body—sugge… Read full post »

BREAKING NEWS:  Glenn Beck is an asshole!

Glenn Beck spent almost eight minutes on the radio today pretending to vomit at the sight of a bare-shouldered Meghan McCain.

McCain, along with several other women, filmed a PSA that encouraged the use of sunscreen.  They referred to venturing out… Read full post »

Months ago Newt Gingrich, was asked if he would seek the presidency in 2012, and he smugly replied, "That will be up to God, and the American people."

Apparently God has told Gingrich, “Go for it dude.”  Hopefully at least 51% of the American people will say, "thanks but no… Read full post »

In a preemptive strike to avoid the same controversy that dogged President Obama, Louisiana Governor Piyush "Bobby" Jindal released his birth certificate. 

After countless birthers, including Donald Trump, ridiculed Mr. Obama's document as a "Certificate of Live Birth" instead of a "Birth Certi… Read full post »

This is a repost from 2009.

My mother, Helen Fallihee, died of cancer on September 27, 1972, at the ripe young age of fifty-six.  Two days later, on my nineteenth birthday, she was laid to rest.  They scheduled her funeral on my birthday? For years I resented of the timing o… Read full post »

President Obama announced today that between a round of golf and ordering the killing of Osama bin Laden, he discovered a multiuse vaccine that will eradicate all air and blood borne diseases from the planet and at the same time solve the country’s debt crisis.  “Just something I&rsq… Read full post »

If nothing else, Donald Trump is proving himself to be "presidential."  On the April 24, 2011 episode of "Celebrity Apprentice" Mr. Trump demonstrated a nimbleness with words, and a razor-sharp wit, the likes of which this country hasn't seen since former President Andrew Dice Clay resided at 16… Read full post »

The release of Barack Obama's long form birth certificate should put to rest any notion that the President was born anywhere other than Honolulu, Hawaii.  But that's assuming that we're dealing with people that have three digits in their IQ.

However the news isn't all bad for the birther crowd.… Read full post »

With the media abuzz about Glenn Beck's upcoming departure from FOX News, and the circumstances that led to the parting of the ways, one factor has been overlooked:  Glenn Beck can't hold a job.

Since he graduated from high school in 1982 until he began his nationally… Read full post »

Do you remember the days when a public figure caught in a lie (or caught with a hooker's toes in his mouth) would stand before the TV cameras and weep, apologize for his sins, and ask Jesus for forgiveness... or at least start telling a new lie?  I miss those days.… Read full post »

Glenn Beck has not yet announced this but he will soon roll out his latest venture, to be called GBTV (Glenn Beck TV).

Details of the upcoming media platform are not known but Beck's childhood friend and trusted employee, Robert Shelton, is criss-crossing the country, possibly to secure advertising c… Read full post »

Donald Trump, the iconic businessman, king of the really shitty comb-over, and pretend presidential wannabe, gave an interview today to FOX News' Greta Van Susteren, and exposed himself to be either a moron or a liar... or both.

The latest to join the "Silly Putty Bandwagon," filled with 90 IQ Obama… Read full post »

I'm sitting at Starbucks (that's a worldwide chain of coffee shops), checking email, making phone calls, "sipping my triple tall non-fat latte," and thinking about the fact that people with Down Syndrome make me uncomfortable.

My fear is that if I make eye-contact with a Down Syndrome person they wil… Read full post »

Dear Lovely Mrs. Fallihee,

Who would have ever thought that when I was the best man in your first wedding, we would end up getting married thirty years later.  When I gladly agreed to be your son's godfather in 1981 I never imagined that I would also become his stepfather.

Life… Read full post »

Glenn Beck and I have one thing in common;  we both have a highly developed awareness as to when the Obama Administration is secretly up to no damn good.

For example, President Obama is about to approve a plan to kill thousands of "barred owls," ostensibly in a last-ditch effort… Read full post »

Sarah Palin slipped up today and tacitly admitted that human beings (presumably even herself) evolved from apes, effectively abandoning her long stated position that she doesn't believe in "that dang evolution."

In her Will and Ariel Durant inspired classic "Going Rogue," she wrote that she "didn't b… Read full post »

From Raw Story:

Also in the news, FOX's Sean Hannity has abruptly canceled his upcoming golf vacation to England, Scotland, and Wales.

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Michelle Obama just can’t catch a break.

It turns out that the First Lady’s “Let’s Move” initiative, aimed at getting young people to improve their health, may be contributing to serious injuries and premature deaths. 

From Mark Weaver at 630 WMAL AM,  Washi/… Read full post »

Sometimes words are unnecessary distractions.  To describe the following video would be an exercise in futility.  Watch and enjoy! 

Glenn Beck was at his condescending best today when he mocked the ratings of "This Week with Christiane Amanpour," apparently oblivious to the fact that "This Week" crushes "The Glenn Beck Show" in the ratings department.  The following video clip is only 9 seconds long... not long enough to cau… Read full post »

The man in the Brooks Brothers suit approached a weary looking man named Garth.

"Hey Garth, listen, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news or anything like that but your wife, you know, that hot little babe who you adore more than life itself... well she's been screwing… Read full post »