Here are some classes I've been contemplating pursuing .

 

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1-  Killer whale riding:

 

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2- Masturbating on the go:

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3- Ancient Smurf history: The pre dinosaur Age

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4-Wet brained Photography techniques: Keeping a steady hand.

 

Taght by the Oz man himself

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Lip sinking for idiots :

With special guest appearances by Milli Vanilli.

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5-   70s Jive:  A precurser to advanced shukkin and jivin.

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6- Sustaining a smoking habit into your 80s:

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7- Surfing for geeks and dweebs: A beginners look.

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Bong crafting made simple:

       lectures given by Tommy Chong 

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8- Exorcism survival:

          Taght by famous Exorcist hero Father Karros.

 

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9- Fun with water boarding:

      Pointers and insights given by ex Bush Adminastration goons.

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Lying: Introdution into political science.

      Taght by the master himself

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10-  Anal probing 101 : An Extraterrestrial view point. 

     Relax and everything will be ok

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 Advanced Mummy casting :

 

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11- luting for lovers:

 

  Taught for couples that Like to do everything together

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12- Witch craft on the run:

 

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 Fun with Rioting:

 

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Anchent Viking war hyms:

 

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15- Unhealthy living:

                  Twinkies and donuts provided.

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16- Medieval Dentistry:

                   Digging, clawing ,pulling ex.ex.

 

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17- Astral sex positions:

 

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Fun with Voodoo dolls:

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 18- Metaphysics for jerk-offs and douche bags :

   Taght for guys with no persanality who want to seem cool with the chicks.

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19- Orgy Etiquette:  Emergency breathing, concentration and escape techniques.

       Taght by a true proffesional.

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21- Ballroom dance Party farting: Timeing is everything, you could be the life of the galla.

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22- How to cut your own head off  at a protest for maximum results:

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23- Quantum String Cheese Theory :

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24- Red neck  cuisine:

    

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25- Advanced Jaw harp and kazoo theory:

     

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26. - Meth lab construction for beginners.

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27- Pimpin-101: Keeping the bitches in line.

 

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28- Inner city Christmas caroling survival: 

Mostly taght for white liberals who want to spred cheer everywhere they go

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29- Exploring Vampirism:

 

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31. Sustaining World domination :

      Domination of countries

       Creating countries

         Eradication of cultures ex. ex.

 

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30-Romancing a sex doll the old fashion way:

Taght for extremely lonly men by extremely lonly men.

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