Here are neat words I looked up and some alternant definitions for them.

            Be sure and read the proper definition first.

 

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applejack |ˈapəlˌjak|

noun
an alcoholic drink distilled from fermented cider.
ORIGIN early 19th cent.: from apple + jack 1 .

I always thought if you have a bowl of apple jacks and one falls on the floor one of these would be an apple jack ,would it not?

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ass bandit

noun vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
 

or a man who robs donkeys, also a killer name for a punk band." Come see Ass bandit at the Stone Pony tonight."

 

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balls-up

noun Brit., vulgar slang
a bungled or badly carried out task or action; a mess.

 or what a doctor says before he inspects your taint.

 

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clean and jerk

noun [in sing. ]
a two-movement weightlifting exercise in which a weight is raised above the head following an initial lift to shoulder level.

or sound personal hygiene advice before performing masturbation.

 

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cloud hopping

noun
the flying of an aircraft from cloud to cloud, typically for concealment.

or an  hallucination activity when tripping on LSD

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dickhead |ˈdikˌhed|

noun vulgar slang
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person, particularly a man.
ORIGIN 1960s: from dick 1 + head .

I like this one, it's the truth you never call a women a dick head, I'm gonna to try one day.

 

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deerstalker |ˈdi(É™)rËŒstôkÉ™r|

noun
1 a soft cloth cap, originally worn for hunting, with bills in front and behind, and ear flaps that can be tied together over the top.
deerstalker 1
2 a person who stalks deer.

 

Or a person that is obsessed with a particular deer and wants desperately to date her

I liked the picture in this one, what a freak.

 

It wouldn't of had the same appeal if the movie The Deer Hunter was titled The Deer Stalker , wouldn't you agree.

 

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donnybrook |ˈdänÄ“ËŒbroÅ�k|

noun
a scene of uproar and disorder; a heated argument : raucous ideological donnybrooks.
ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: from the name of a suburb of Dublin, Ireland, formerly famous for its annual fair.

This word sounds nothing like it's definition. To me it sounds like a new Donny Osmond CD, Donny by the donnybrook. Now for 9.99 at Wall-Mart.

 

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egghead |ˈegˌhed|

noun informal often derogatory
a person who is highly academic or studious; an intellectual.
DERIVATIVES
eggheaded adjective
ORIGIN by analogy with a bald head.

This is a neat one.  "Everyone at Open Salon are such eggheads" ha ha. The next time someone calls you an egghead say "Why thank you."

 

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fruit machine

noun
British term for slot machine

 

I can't beleieve everytime I lost money in Atlantic City I was loosing it in a fruit machine.

 

" Hey lets go play the fruit machines tonight Don."

 

 

"Are you fucking Nuts!"

 

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factoid |ˈfakˌtoid|

noun
a brief or trivial item of news or information.
• an assumption or speculation that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as fact
 

This should be the middle word in the Fox news name.

 

FOX FACTOID NEWS.

 

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fuckhead |ˈfəkˌhed|

noun vulgar slang
a stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse).

 

Or some one who likes to get banged in the ear hole.

 

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glory-of-the-snow

noun
another term for chionodoxa

 

This sounds like a neat Novel.

 

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haboob |həˈboÅ�b|

noun
a violent and oppressive wind blowing in summer, esp. in Sudan, bringing sand from the desert.
ORIGIN late 19th cent.: from Arabic habÅ«b ‘blowing furiously.’

"Habeeb was blown away by a haboob last night".

 Sorry I had to do it no offense

 

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hot box (also hotbox)

noun Railroad
an overheated axle box or journal box.

 

Or a really hot vagina.

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gambado 1 |gamˈbÄ�dÅ�; -ˈbä-| (also gambade |-ˈbÄ�d; -ˈbäd|)

noun ( pl. -dos or -does)
a leap or bound, esp. an exaggerated one.
ORIGIN early 19th cent.: from Spanish gambada, from gamba ‘leg.’

 

 Saying Superman was able to gambado tall buldings in a single bound wouldn't of worked for me.

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Islands of the Blessed

(in classical mythology) a land, typically located near the place where the sun sets, to which the souls of the good were taken to enjoy a life of eternal bliss.

 

Manhattan was defiantly not the inspiration for this definition .

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knees-up

noun [in sing. ] Brit., informal
a lively party or gathering : we had a bit of a knees-up last night.

 

or something you do when practicing the Can-Can

 

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lady-in-waiting

noun ( pl. ladies-in-waiting )
a woman who attends a queen or princess.

Or a hooker waiting in a van while your using the ATM

 

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man-day

noun
a day regarded in terms of the amount of work that can be done by one person within this period.

Or a new gay holiday.

 

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no-see-um |nÅ� ˈsÄ“ ˌəm|

noun
a minute bloodsucking insect, esp. a biting midge.

Or how a 2 year old answers the question Did you see them.  

 

"Did you see them Michael ?"  "no- see- um"

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pub crawl informal chiefly Brit.

noun
a tour taking in several pubs or bars, with one or more drinks at each.
verb [ intrans. ] ( pub-crawl)
go on a pub crawl.

or what you do when you drink to much at a pub.

You do a pub crawl to the nearest toilet.

 

 

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Q fever

noun
an infectious fever caused by rickettsiae and transmitted to humans from cattle, sheep, and goats by unpasteurized milk.
ORIGIN 1930s: from Q for query + fever .

and the newest Hip Hop sensation being promoted by Disney.

 

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rear admiral

noun
an officer in the U.S. Navy or Coast Guard ranking above commodore and below vice admiral.

or someone who intensely admires the human buttocks

 

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snow job

noun informal
a deception or concealment of one's real motive in an attempt to flatter or persuade : we need to do a snow job on him.

or a blow job in the snow

 

 " She gave me a snow job last night and now my testicles have frost bite."

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tall poppy syndrome

noun informal chiefly Austral.
a perceived tendency to discredit or disparage those who have achieved notable wealth or prominence in public life.

or one who's constantly hallucinating and believes themselves to be a playing card in the movie Alice in Wonerdland.

 

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wage slave

noun informal
a person wholly dependent on income from employment, typically employment of an arduous or menial nature.
DERIVATIVES
wage slavery noun

hey wait a minute THAT"S ME GOD DAMMIT !!

 

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wallyball |ˈwôlēˈbôl; ˈwä-|

noun
a game played on a four-walled court with rules similar to volleyball, and with a ball the same size as but harder than a volleyball. The ball is allowed to bounce once against the ceiling or one of the walls before being returned over the net.

This sounds like a game that would be played by professional lunatics.

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water mass

noun
a large body of seawater that is distinguishable esp. by its characteristic temperature and salinity range.

Or when a priest gives mass on a house boat.

 

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yabber |ˈyabər|

verb [ intrans. ] informal
chatter.
ORIGIN probably from Wuywurung (an Aboriginal language).

Or the future network in which  CNN, MSMBC and Fox, are a part of ."Watch Yabber news tonight."

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zooid |ˈzÅ�ˌoid|

noun Zoology
an animal arising from another by budding or division, esp. each of the individuals that make up a colonial organism and typically have different forms and functions.
DERIVATIVES
zooidal |ËŒzÅ�ˈoidl| adjective
ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: from zoo- [relating to animals] + -oid .

 

Or a member of an Alien street gang who control the drug routes into the a Andromada Galaxy.

 

" Don't mess with the Zooids they'll fuck you up man"

 

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