Ok I drive for a living.

I'm on the road at least 9 hours a day .That's why allot my post have to do with driving. I here about the new hybrid cars which I think is cool but after today instead of one of those I would much rather opt for a fully armed vehicle with auto mantic weapons a gatlin gun a few laser guided heat seeking missiles a grenade launcher and some sort of device that throws hatchets out from the side.

These all have specific tasked I will explain. 

You ever get behind a person that just hasn't  quite grasped the concept of the blinker yet.

Today I was behind one of these lost confused souls .

She had her right blinker on and was slowly drifting left.

I was like ok lady which way are we going here .

Then she would turn slightly to the right and then drift back left which  at this point was causing me to question my sanity. She was throwing my hole sense of reality out the window. Then she starts to turn to the left, right blinker still on mind you ,then makes a hard right.

AAAAAGGGFUUUUUUUCCKKKKKDAMMMMMMIT!!!!!!.

This is when the Gatlin Gun would be perfect.

I would give her the benefit of the doubt but after that third time

It's shoot up time .

Now I now your saying hatchets .Why would one need a Hatchets thrower?,

We'll I'll tell you why.

You ever see these guys for what ever reason can't make it to the bathroom so they decide to take a piss on the side of the interstate for all the world to see.

I can under stand this .

What I can't understand is why they can't walk an extra five feet and go behind a bush or something.

I mean there right there.

Do they think passing motorist like seeing them shake there shit out all over I 95.

Enter  hatchets.

I think a couple of hatchets sticking in a tree next to them  would do we'll to make this point .

Moving on to heat seeking missiles.

This is for these guys who for some reason think our public roadways are the Indie 500.

You wait till they pass you going 120 miles an hour

wait till there about a mile away and Lift off.

As for people doing 35 in a 70

  A good old fashion grenade launcher will do.

BAM up in smoke.

Now I don't really want to hurt any one but sometimes it's fun to think about. It would be cool if it where like a video game and they could come back to life afterward, then you could pull to the side of them and yell at emm " Turn your friggin car or I'm gonna Blow you up again ya crazy batstard !"

I don't know I feel The middle finger has sort of  been played out wouldn't you agree.

Have a nice day.