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RON67

FEBRUARY 5, 2011 3:37PM

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FLS Feel like shit
GTTAS Got to take a shit
BRB - FTWMA Be right back - Forgot to wipe my ass
LMFDO Laughing my fucking dick off
LMFTO Laughing my fucking tits off
LBU Laughing but uncomfortable
LSHJSM Laughing so hard I just shit myself
LSHITIHAS Laughing so hard i just coughed up a testicle
OMP On my period
FOMP Fuck off on my period
TTT Tell the truth
TTTB Tell the truth bitch
YAP Your a psycho
PWM Playing with myself
PWMB Playing with my balls
PWMD: Playing with my dog
PWMDB: Playing with my dogs balls
IJF I just farted
IJFISLD I just farted it smells like death
DUCT Digging up corpses tonight (this one's for real wackos)
WT Watching T.V.
WP Watching porn
JBAL Just blew a load
ID I'm drunk
IDOMA I'm drunk off my ass
IDTNN I'm drunker than Nick Nolte
SP Smoking pot
SPADA Smoking pot and doing Acid
SPDAMCOAWEEICFDME smoking pot doing acid, meth, crack, opium and what ever else I can fit down my esophagus
LTM listening to music
LTMDIMU listening to music Dancing in my underwear
LTMDIMUWALS Listening to music dancing in my underwear with a loaded shot gun
IITY I'm into you
IITI I'm into it
E Eating
EP /Ep Eatiing Pizza /Eating pussy (capital P when using Pizza in the slight chance your doing both at the same time use EPp)
MPST My pussy smells tonight (for really honest women and very appreciative men)
NTGL Need to get laid
1s One second
Foff Fuck off
FU Fuck you
FM Fuck me
IOI I'm over it
IOY I'm over you
IOTR I'm Over the rainbow ( really out there)
IJSOMN I Just sat on my nuts
IHY I hate you
ILU I love you
THE END