The tension beetween the races has to end.

Today I told an African American co worker  to watch out for the Black Ice.

he replied "What did you say"

"I said be careful of the black Ice." he then said

"Why doe's it have to be black ice, why can't it be white ice" 

I said aah I don't no, maybe because it's on a black top,

he then punched me in the face.

If your an asylum seeker doesn't that mean your just a lost crazy person?

Ya think there's a need for closure after a foreclosure or is the foreclosure enough closure.

There's something about dollar store food that scares the living shit out of me.  It's as if stale became a brand.

If an English man says "dammit hun you left a bloody tampon in the toilet"

 Is it bloody ? or is it it just a "bloody" tampon

Why do we call women over forty "Cougars"  should they just be called wrinkles.

You no when its the perfect time to use the phrase,

"Blow it out your Ass."

When your using a public bathroom and someone keeps knocking at the door.....

HEY!! BLOW..it..out..Your..Ass!!.Pal..I'm bUsY in Here-!!!.

In Thin Lizzy's song "The boys are back in town", ya ever wonder where they went.

Where did they go? and why did they all come back at the same time.

Was there a convention in town?

Did they all join the  Marines?

Does anybody ever think about this shit.

Next time you go to buy drugs in the hood ask them if they except debit

I bet you'll get an interesting response.

Doesn't it suck when you look down and you see some foreign form of mucus on your shirt and you have no idea of it's origin.

Really who do ya think got more Ass ...Spic or Span,

I'm thinking Span just a gut feeling

 Today I over herd someone at a deli order a" White trash bagel" , ya apparently it's topped off with beer, dust and dog shit. ...yum yum

What do think really goes on in a Kangaroo court,

I'm thinking allot of hoping around

Do ya think that the 800 pound Gorilla in the room ever gets board of being the 800 pound Gorilla in the room?

And when he's not in the room where does he go ?

"I shit, there for I am."