Hulooo! I'm back! I have emerged from the pull and wrench of theatre costuming and the rigors of an amazing yet all too entirely stressful trip up to Washington. Whew! I must admit I have been drained. In preparation for the trip, I had started to wonder what I was going to write about next (now that I have hands that aren't fighting gold lamee and stuffed fish). Before getting on the plane, I knew what I was going to do; Toddler's in Transit. But I think I should save that for later, because at every moment, Magnolia was dropping her gems of genius into my ears. Even before we left the confines of our own city, she was giving me gold.
Before our long flight up, we had to stop at Walgreen's for some traveling items.(Note: If your children are really driving you crazy and whining on a plane, internally rationalize that they are just having a stomach ache from the motion and give them half a dose of children's Dramamine. You will have a quiet trip thereafter.)When I returned back to the car filled with my children, doting husband and the kitchen sink neatly folded in with everything else in matching cheap luggage, my daughter asked, "Did you get tampons?"
"Magnolia!" My husband yelped, horrified by feminine chatter from his pre-pubescent girl.
"What,Dad? It's a natural thing! Ya' know, for women and their, ya' know, Egyptian things." She defended.
"What are women's Egyptian things?" I asked.
"Ya' know. Their pyramids"
I would like to think that had she been born twenty or so years earlier, she would have been a favorite of Bill Cosby's on "Children Say the Darndest Things" but she might not have made it past the censors back then. Might I say she is a little too controversial and "on the edge"?
Last year at a restaurant a man asked Magnolia what she was going to be for Halloween. She nonchalantly replied,"I'm going to be Typhoid Mary! OOOoooooohh. I'm a carrier of communicable disease! Oooooohh! Have you washed your hands lately?"
And sure enough, that is exactly what she was. While other children were dressed in their $49.99 WalMart special Hannah Montana or Angel costumes, mine was rocking a totally homemade getup from bits and pieces of our toy room. She was is and will always be original, no matter what.
I'd like to think that her originality is of my doing, but I could never in a million years think of the wacky things that come out of her mouth. And though this might appear to be just a venue to show off how awesome my kids are, I'm going to do it with vigor and zest for the moment.
Between the Whines
News from within the domestic warzone
Rose Norton
- Location
- Methow Valley, Washington, US
- Birthday
- December 31
- Title
- Hey, you!
- Company
- La Casa, Inc.
- Bio
- I'm a domestically impaired mother suffering from chronic SAHM syndrome, an aspiring humorist, and semi-avid runner. I'm the mother of two feral children, a three-legged dog, and a deaf cat, but we all have special needs in our own little way.
MY RECENT POSTS
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Interrupted.
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and Cosmic Wanderlust
July 16, 2011 12:24PM - How Harry Potter Changed My
Life.
July 14, 2011 03:32AM - The Shrink (Wed. Fiction)
July 14, 2011 02:33AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “"I suppose you'll need
to cup me now," I proclaimed.
Well
put,
Hemingwa…”
July 26, 2011 03:03PM - “Nicely done. I'm looking
forward to more Billy
stories.
Something about
shampoo?
P…”
July 26, 2011 02:53PM - “Good onya! Focus on the
priorities, and fake illnesses
with
the rest.
Dads
rawk.”
July 24, 2011 04:23PM - “It's a dirty job, Macco.
I'm not sure that I will miss
the
lack of screams and
pl…”
July 23, 2011 04:18PM - “Oh, so much, RC. Loads
and loads. And hows comes our
rides
end up looking more
li…”
July 23, 2011 02:28AM

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