The final Harry Potter movie comes out tonight, so I figured I'd offer my two cents. Before I began reading the Harry Potter series, I was damned-near illiterate. I now have a BA in English. 

When J.K. Rowling’s world of Harry Potter collided with the world of Barnes and/… Read full post »

All I know about love, romance and dating I’ve learned from my nine year-old. 

The night before Valentine’s Day, Magnolia wanted to get prepared. She wanted to pick out some “fashionable” clothes, accessories, and makeup. While polishing our nails with &l/… Read full post »

The time has come once again in our year for inadequacy to plant seeds into the minds of every human with a television. My husband and I are no exceptions to this season, better known as “the diet season.” 

The diet season arises out of desperation around New Year’s/… Read full post »

I gained ten pounds last night. Didn't take much. I gained TEN POUNDS!... in loot. Hell, yeah, we worked the beads last night. There are many tricks of the trade used for maximum bead snaggin‘. Having a posse is one of them. To my right, we have 'Sweet Cheeks'. Isn't… Read full post »

“So when do you experience the most pain?” The Doc asked.

“Well, When I write, type, lift weights, pushups, juggle tangerines, pickup kiddos, tie shoes, garden, 'flick the bean' if you know what I'm saying, pretty much anything that involves my wrist, and then it goes numb.” I… Read full post »

Bettie, will miss you. Bettie Page. Yes, she was always a good girl and seemingly innocent even in a pair of 6 inch leather heels and a whip between her teeth. She molded what we thought about sex. The pinup icon brought smut to a whole new level. It wasn't just… Read full post »

I guess discretion is not one of my strong suits. Yep, it's definitely not. I'm moderately outspoken, and I would hope that my children are as well. But, that stupid discretion keeps getting in the way. Maybe it's due to the relocation to said region. In the south there is slightly… Read full post »