Between the Whines
News from within the domestic warzone
Rose Norton
- Location
- Washington, US
- Birthday
- December 31
- Title
- Hey, you!
- Company
- La Casa, Inc.
- Bio
- I'm a domestically impaired mother suffering from chronic SAHM syndrome, an aspiring humorist, and semi-avid runner. I'm the mother of two feral children, a three-legged dog, and a deaf cat, but we all have special needs in our own little way. Just moved from 3,000 miles north from Pensacola, FL, to Spokane, WA, and all I got was this lousy nervous tick.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Bathroom Confidential: Shower,
Interrupted.
July 22, 2011 01:01AM - Mahjong's Clandestine Signs
and Cosmic Wanderlust
July 16, 2011 12:24PM - How Harry Potter Changed My
Life.
July 14, 2011 03:32AM - The Shrink (Wed. Fiction)
July 14, 2011 02:33AM - Fiction Wednesday: Tea for
Three
July 07, 2011 02:15AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “"I suppose you'll need
to cup me now," I proclaimed.
Well
put,
Hemingwa…”
July 26, 2011 03:03PM - “Nicely done. I'm looking
forward to more Billy
stories.
Something about
shampoo?
P…”
July 26, 2011 02:53PM - “Good onya! Focus on the
priorities, and fake illnesses
with
the rest.
Dads
rawk.”
July 24, 2011 04:23PM - “It's a dirty job, Macco.
I'm not sure that I will miss
the
lack of screams and
pl…”
July 23, 2011 04:18PM - “Oh, so much, RC. Loads
and loads. And hows comes our
rides
end up looking more
li…”
July 23, 2011 02:28AM
Rose Norton's Links
- Editor’s Pick
- 15 Comments
Bettie Page; the Immortal Icon
DECEMBER 12, 2008 11:27AM EST
- 15 Comments
Jules, Death and the Rock/Frog.
FEBRUARY 18, 2009 11:23AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 20 Comments
Social Grace in your Face
DECEMBER 8, 2008 9:45PM EST
- 10 Comments
I heart Yo Gabba Gabba
DECEMBER 11, 2008 10:23AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 11 Comments
How to gain ten pounds in one night
FEBRUARY 25, 2009 11:17AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 32 Comments
My life with the stranger
JANUARY 9, 2009 10:59AM EST
- 7 Comments
When murderers hit close to home: UWF Manhunt continues
OCTOBER 6, 2009 9:04PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 7 Comments
Diet+Spouse= Another life lesson learned the wrong way
JANUARY 20, 2011 4:32PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 9 Comments
Advice from the Love Guru, Age 9
FEBRUARY 14, 2011 10:01AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 9 Comments
How Harry Potter Changed My Life.
JULY 14, 2011 10:44AM EDT
- 10 Comments
My Call Girl Romance Part I
APRIL 18, 2009 11:15PM EDT
- 11 Comments
My two banshees and the Wal-Mart Conspiracy
DECEMBER 10, 2008 6:04PM EST
- 7 Comments
Droolian and the giant quarter
DECEMBER 15, 2008 5:53PM EST
- 10 Comments
My Call Girl Romance Part II
APRIL 19, 2009 8:59PM EDT
- 2 Comments
Signs your child has been quiet too long.
DECEMBER 24, 2008 1:29PM EST
- 5 Comments
What makes Magnolia puke?
DECEMBER 9, 2008 9:31PM EST
- 5 Comments
Poem for the new year
JANUARY 7, 2009 1:24AM EST
- 2 Comments
My little beasty (a dirty story)
DECEMBER 4, 2008 9:27PM EST
- 1 Comments
Life is a Marvel ( a MOMic)
DECEMBER 6, 2008 7:29PM EST
- 7 Comments
Color me humiliated
AUGUST 24, 2009 6:30PM EDT
- 3 Comments
Evangelical tech support
DECEMBER 2, 2008 9:06PM EST
- 9 Comments
Bathroom Confidential: Shower, Interrupted.
JULY 22, 2011 1:03AM EDT
- 0 Comments
Bustication:Requiem for a Sock
JULY 29, 2010 3:11PM EDT
- 3 Comments
Drunk turkey is happy turkey (or no thanks, I'm Catholic)
NOVEMBER 30, 2008 8:22PM EST
- 2 Comments
Fate can blow me.
NOVEMBER 30, 2008 8:18PM EST
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