Between the Whines

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Rose Norton

Rose Norton
Location
Washington, US
Birthday
December 31
Title
Hey, you!
Company
La Casa, Inc.
Bio
I'm a domestically impaired mother suffering from chronic SAHM syndrome, an aspiring humorist, and semi-avid runner. I'm the mother of two feral children, a three-legged dog, and a deaf cat, but we all have special needs in our own little way. Just moved from 3,000 miles north from Pensacola, FL, to Spokane, WA, and all I got was this lousy nervous tick.

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