Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, Twitter. Social networks are all the rage these days. They allow people to connect with their friends and make contact with others who share their interests.
There is one type of person who is left out by these sites. People like me who HATE EVERYONE!
I'm going to start an anti-social network. Sign up with my new service, and your page will automatically reject any attempt by anyone to "friend" you. In fact, it will send such would-be friends instant messages that say GO AWAY, DON'T BOTHER ME, and DIDN'T GIVING YOU THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS TELL YOU SOMETHING?
The only thing on your "wall" will be a sign that says TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.
Another important service I will offer is the ability to lie about where you are and what you are doing. Instead of tweeting where you really are, so freinds can meet you there, you tell them you are on the opposite side of town where they will wait for hours and freeze their butts off and you will laugh at how stupid they are for trusting you.
I'm not sure what to call this new service. Maybe Getouttamyfacebook, or That'sMySpaceNotYoursGetLost, or LinkThis,Asshole. I'm sure it will be a hit. We anti-social misfits love to talk about how much we hate each other.