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Salon.com
FEBRUARY 11, 2010 2:00PM

You probably think this post is about Sarah Palin

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Chances are, you don't know about the Eyeball Economy. But Sarah Palin does. She's quickly becoming very, very rich, thanks to it. And she's doing it not by producing a product (her book has been given away for the most part) or a service (she abandoned her career as a "politician" because, ironically, it wasn't as profitable as her current career) but by producing eyeballs - billions of juicy, greedy eyeballs aching to love and hate little old her. And where Eyeballs go money flows.

People buy and sell on the Eyeball Economy every day. We spend more time and money following our Eyeballs than we do making and spending old-fashioned dollars-and-cents (or yuan or euro).

The Eyeball Economy consists of what - or who - interests us. The more people become interested in something or someone, the more money that person (or thing) can generate. The Eyeball Economy can make that which interests people very rich, very quickly. For example, the masses are addicted to Sarah Palin - so much so that I recently had to unFriend someone due to her extreme reaction to my suggestion that she stop reading and writing about her if Sarah bothered her so much.

She thought Sarah couldn't make money off her unless she bought her book. But her active, vocal hatred of Sarah drives many others to buy the book - and pay to see her speak, or watch a show that Sarah was on, or spend hours and hours zealously trolling through the internet collecting snippets of the addictive, juicy vocal hatred (and love) of millions of fellow Sarah addicts. And so she joined a "I hate Sarah Palin" group where she spends her time generating crude, insulting posts.

When I suggested the possibility that Sarah, herself, had begun the "I hate Sarah Palin" group, she laughed. She called me paranoid. She doesn't know about the Eyeball Economy. 

In the Eyeball Economy, hate is just as good a currency as love. Google the terms "hate+Sarah+Palin" and "love+Sarah+Palin" and see which results in more hits. [Surprise! As of 02/11/2010 it's 15 million love and 10 million hate.] That's a total of 25 million people who are motivated enough to write about her.

How many people read those writings? Well over a Billion - so far. That's a lot of eyeballs! [Go to Google Tracker and watch the Sarah Palin Currency Index.] And that's not counting all the video feeds of Sarah.

What my friend can't understand is the Eyeballs who hate Sarah are contributing to the Eyeballs Economy just as much as the eyeballs who love her. In the Eyeball Economy, attention is the currency, not love or hate. In his book Flip the Funnel, Joseph Jaffe notes:

Getting people to care these days is like climbing Mount Everest. People today are skeptical, jaded, cynical, and wary — and increasingly so, due to the hardships and hangover of the recession. And those are the good ones! The rest are apathetic, uninterested, indifferent, and detached.

Thousands of people earn their living recording Sarah's every move. Millions - hundreds of millions - more will pay billions to the recorders - and they give Sarah a percentage (called speaking fees or appearance fees).  Who cares if she says goofy things or writes notes on her hand? She's entertaining!

Why, it's almost like watching a Hollywood movie.

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Everything you say is true. The next question is WHY we are interested in and entertained by one celebrity or politician and not another. Part of the charm of both George W. Bush and Sarah Louise Palin is that the least among us and almost all of us can identify with them--in the case of W, we think we'd like to have a beer with him. Part of the attraction is novelty--in Sarah's case the relative novelty of presidential aspirations in a woman--she isn't the first, or the second woman, but she is in the vanguard. Part of the attraction is sexual, the whole MILF thing. Then too, as Tina Fey on SNL showed, Sarah Palin is not far removed, even on her best days, from being a caracature or a cartoon.
We get the presidents, the leaders, the politicians, the celebrities that we deserve.
Recall with me the many centuries when the Roman Empire was ruled by Caesars like Caligula, Claudius, and Nero?
Maybe our intelligent young black President will be unable to govern us, anti-intelectual as we have always been and are.
Maybe he will be a one-term wonder.
I recall Caligula and Nero. I also recall what happened to the Roman Empire after a couple of centuries of inept leadership. Yes, it took a couple of centuries before Rome was toppled, but the fall of our Empire might not take that long.

WHY our interest? Everyone loves a clown, and the "bumpkin" is one of our favorite clowns. Is it any coincidence both George and Sarah speak with a fake accent?
You are absolutely right. I do think sexism fuels some of the Palin obsession. I have always been to the left of the Democratic party my entire life. Yet I found myself depending Palin during the campaign when people attacked her motherhood, implied her daughter was her son's mother, questioned her labor and childbirth story. Her showing it was possible to mother and run for national office was a huge crack in the glass ceiling.

I fear liberals are making the same mistake with the Teabaggers than they made with Palin.
You are absolutely right. I do think sexism fuels some of the Palin obsession. I have always been to the left of the Democratic party my entire life. Yet I found myself depending Palin during the campaign when people attacked her motherhood, implied her daughter was her son's mother, questioned her labor and childbirth story. Her showing it was possible to mother and run for national office was a huge crack in the glass ceiling.

I fear liberals are making the same mistake with the Teabaggers than they made with Palin.
I agree - I too have to resist speaking out when people bring up such "critiques" of Sarah. I realized that my speaking out contributed to the TALK about Sarah, and even all-negative talk will make a person a celebrity. Sarah doesn't command 6-figure speaking fees or a show of her own because so many people love her: she does so because so many people hate her too. She has two groups of fans.

Hate draws eyeballs, too.
Saul Alinsky told his students not to worry about denigrating the opposition because it wastes time and ennobles the enemy. Talk about your virtues, not the enemy's vices. Notice that it was Obama, the Alinsky reader, who ran the most positive campaign, talking about the issues rather than his opponents.

I came to the same conclusion about Palin some moths ago...that the only way she will remain relevant is if we hate her into the presidency, and then woe betide us.

On the other hand, it is increasingly obvious that the presidency is an anachronism. We live in a totalitarian dictatorship in which a single congressman has more power to make or break a law than the president, who mere has the ability to sign or reject laws that finally reach his desk.

Obama may be the last president who has sufficient personal charisma to change the outcome of an event. He was the outlier among pygmies....which is a a tough pill for me to swallow because I really don't even like him that much.
I agree with you 100%, SageMerlin. Unfortunately, too many people still believe we need leaders, which is why backing (supporting) a mostly-harmless man like Obama - and ignoring/laughing at, not hating/obsessing over, the truly harmful people - is still important if we still want to get some progressivism going.

It's all about eyeballs, baby!
im fed up of this Sarah Palin thing!

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In the end I hope the SP was just a way for us to cull our POV's and take the high road.
Try as I might, I cannot get people to understand the power of shunning. Curiosity gets the best of most people.
Lilly's Praha: I would NEVER advocate shunning! I grew up in a small town and well remember how shunning can destroy a person. Sarah can have all the attention she wants from the people who like her. But a lot of people don't like her or her politics and shouldn't, therefore, provide an audience for her, because the "cold equations" of audience cannot differentiate between people who are members of her audience to metaphorically boo her or cheer her.
What I love from and individual perspective is the way people can now become a part of that Eyeball Economy -- As long as they let other people hate them.

Having people hate me used to be my overarching fear. I would rather not talk than be hated. I would sit in a corner and hide. I would disconnect from conversations because I was so afraid.

Flipping that switch -- allowing myself to be hated -- changed my life. The fear is gone. I can talk again.

thanks for reminding me of that -- great post!
You hit it on the head! Any publicity is good publicity!
Great post!
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