Well I've left my costume a little too last minute so I'm on the buying online bandwagon. I found a coupon for Mr Costumes thanks to the site Retail Me Not, so that's where I'm getting my costume. For those who'd like to use the coupon just plugin REFD12 when checking out for 10% off any costume on the site. I'm in the mood for a funny costume, something to break the ice with the ladies at the parties I'm going to be going to. I also need all the help I can get when it comes to approaching women, so the costume is going to be key.

After browsing their funny costumes section I came to realize which costumes I should steer clear of.  Don't get me wrong, the costumes I'm mentioning in this top 10 list are pretty good, just not good for getting ladies. From the looks of them they'll get you some attention but let me know what you think just what kind of attention that's going to be. 

10) Hung Like A Horse

This costume is just wrong on so many levels even though it made me lol a bunch. Chances are you're not hung like a horse so this costume just leaves you open to all sorts of dissapointment.

9) The Ring Toss Costume

 I don't know what bugs me more about this costume, the hat or the fake penis attached to a fanny pack. This is a costume you definitely don't want to take to school, church or work.

8) Rock Out With Your Cock Out

I won't lie here...this costume made me laugh pretty hard and I was somewhat tempted to get it. After showing it to a couple ladies who proceeded to reply with, "are you serious?", I decided to leave it for the list.

7) The Shocker Costume

 Well some people like to shock with their Halloween costume this one might go a little overboard. If you don't know what the shocker is then you haven't been using the Internet enough.

6) Anita Waxin

I don't even know where to begin with this one...it almost should be at number 1. This is definitely a costume that won't get you laid, or even talked to for that matter. 

5) Good In The Sack Costume

 This costume was pretty tasteful compared to the previous ones but it still was cheezy enough to make the list. The only good thing about this costume is the price, it's cheap!

4) Snake Charmer Costume

 That's one big snake I must say. There's nothing too charming about this costume and you gotta know that women don't like snakes. I promise you that no sexy time will come of wearing this costume.

3) Breathalyzer Costume

 This one was a close one. I think if it suggested you get some kissy kissy action then you could get away with it. The only lady that will blow into this costume will be the drunkess, nastiest woman at the party. 

2) Female Jester Costume

 This one is for all the ladies out there. I know most of you like to dress up all fine as hell, but this costume is the exact opposite. No matter how hot your are, or think you are, this costume is going to keep all the guys away no matter how drunk they are. 

1) Comical Cow Costume

Eww eww eww...no no no! Epic FAIL!