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NOVEMBER 21, 2011 11:07PM

Pepper-spraying pot-bellied pig goes global

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Updated below (on Tuesday, November 22, 2011)

So after his fascistic actions on Friday, already University of California at Davis Police Lt. John Pike is an Internet sensation, now known around the world as the “Pepper-Spraying Cop.” I would call him the “Pepper-Spraying Pot-Bellied Pig,” but “Pepper-Spraying Cop” is more succinct.

Here are some images from the growing collection at http://peppersprayingcop.tumblr.com/:

Phew! I am so glad we changed the mind of that grouchy guy who was indiscriminately pissing on our parade! Now we can have our gathering without fear of some random jerkAAUAUUAHAHASHSGAHAGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Poor Cindy Lou! (Seasonal, though.)

Thank you lord Jesus for taking time out of your busy day to allow me to throw a football around and run around on grass and have super loads of fun. I know for a fact that every time I throw the football real good its because you are personally behind it. I am just that special. Its OK, you can admit it. Now just let me get down on this grass for a bit longer while IAUUAHAUAUUAHAGAGAHAGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I never liked the sanctimonious Tim Tebow. The Pepper-Spraying Cop would never pepper-spray someone like Tim Tebow, though. I mean, Tebow is a right-wing white male.

You know what my least favorite movie is? Rocky III. Now I know what youre going to say. Oh its because of Mr Ts characters name, right? WRONG. Its because the narrative fell apart in the second act and just became so trite and deliberately oblivious to the true nature of the Rocky Balboa canonAAAUUAUAUUAAAUAUAAAGGAGAGGHHHHHHH

PETA will be on it.

We are a peaceful protest! We are non-violent! Well& OK so maybe there was a little violence. But come onAAUUAUUAUAHAHAGAGGAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, he is one of our stormtroopers

Its eleventy four oclock, Mr. Frodo! Well past time for second breakfast. Shall we cook up some nice coneys and carve up an apple or two? I think that we might be best served setting up a cook fire right over thereAAAUAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He always plays the villain…

This is Charlie Niner Foxtrot. I know our orders were about some big awful primate trying to occupy the Empire State Building, but all I see isAAYUUUUAHAUHAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was sad when King Kong died.

God, finally the shade hits us. All these petticoats and overcoats and shit are cooking me like a game hen. I can actually relax now and have me a nice park sitAAAAUAUAUAAAGAGAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey, he asked her to move.

Ok, we went ahead and brought you our tired, our poor and our huddled masses. I know its April Fools day and everything, but we really kind of yearn to breathe freeAAUAUUAUAGHGAUAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A little more political. (And pretty much what our liberty has come to.)

Worst. Day. Ever. I just want to get to my daughters birthday party. Thats all. Thats IT. And now this bullshit. Just one more fucking thing and I am going to lose itAAAUAUAUAAAGAGAGAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait — that’s a real photo, isn’t it?

&.

And that one, too?

God DAMN its good to be on top. Swimming in babes, limitless power.. is that a Whataburger over there? I gotta tell the driver to make a pit stopAAAUAUAUAAAGAGAAGAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The mystery is finally solved…

OK. Lets run down how this day sucks. I get dragged to some weird place full of people who keep yelling about some shit that is NOT Teletubbies. I got a hot deuce in my diapey. My mom just handed me over to this creepy old hillbilly guy. What nextAAUAUAUAAAAAUAUAAGAGGGGHHHHHH

Bush always was overprotected.

Look who just won the raffle for a Dairy Queen tokenAAAUAUSAHSHAUASHFGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Jesus suffered a lot on his way to the cross.

If I could just reach that god damn smoke alarm button. Whose idea was it anyway to put these in this fucking chapelAAAAUAUAAHAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Even God isn’t safe.

This one, I think, is my favorite, for its political content (and its technical quality):

Listen, guys. Im just gonna sit here until we can work this system out so it benefits everybody, not just the fat catsAAAUUAUAUAUAGAGAGGAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And the first runner-up (this one via Joe. My. God.):

(Click here for larger version.)

My third runner-up (from Washington Post blog).

If I knew PhotoShop, I think that I’d do one of the “Pepper-Spraying Cop” as WALL-E floating around in outer space, using his pepper-spray canister to propel himself. (Would he have to hit Eva in the face with his pepper spray, though?)

On a serious note, Lt. Pig — er, Pike – has been placed on administrative leave, as has the UC Davis Police chief. Hopefully they will get more than a slap on the wrist. Hopefully, they will be sued and lose.

In other news, First Lady Michelle Obama was booed at her appearance yesterday at a NASCAR event – because her appearance delayed their traditional cross-burning. (Seriously, though, even uber-dipshit George W. Bush knew to appear only before receptive — that is, wingnutty — audiences.)

Update (Tuesday, November 22, 2011): Here are more from http://peppersprayingcop.tumblr.com/. I love this shit, and I think it’s great that one 1-percent-protecting cop’s appalling, Nazi-like behavior against non-aggressive young people can be turned into humor. That is, I think, one of the strengths of the left: our ability to turn the right wing’s most appalling actions into humor. (Indeed, the wingnuts’ rare attempts at humor are pathetic.)

Now see here, Mr. Potter. Youre just a greedy old man is what you are. Youre the 1%. Thats right, I said it, the 1%! If you dont want to help me out with the Building & Loan then were just going to stand around in town square with some signs and laptops. Youll see! Well fix you good! Youre gonna see it all over the evening news, and theres nothing you can do about itAUUAUHAHHAGHAGAHAGHHHHHHHHHH

It’s a wonderful life, indeed.

This is gonna be the greatest thing ever. People are gonna read all kinds of horse shit into this photo and you know what? Were just going to laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh why is Paul out of his shoes? Why is George in blue jeans? Why is John in white? Why is that bug halfway up the curb? Fucking idiots. People are so dumbAUUAHAGAHAUAGHAGAHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here at the University Of Austria we like to have beautiful musical times whilst sitting in the park! Sing along, everybody, and let us rejoice in the wonder of some traditional folk songsAUAUAUHAGAHAGAHAGAHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Damn hippies deserve it!

This one might be my new favorite:

The chances of me being a victim of police brutality here are so low from a statistical standpoint. There are so many people in this park right now, and I am so blended in that singling me out for a beating or pepper spray would be completely improbableAUUAUHAHGAHAGHAGAHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Waldo clearly was resisting.

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Dimwit!

He's a cop who was doing what he was told to do the way he was trained to do it.

You got problems, take it to his superiors.
Fascistic fucktard!

The Nazis also were just taking orders.

Morality -- get some!
lmfao this blog is hilarious man!!! but srsly that pig does suck; pepper spray hurts pretty bad! If they were violent protestors I could see the use of pepper spray being implemented but that was excessive to say the least.
Those are some very funny and creative mashups...
And I went to a NASCAR race once, and there wasn't a black or even brown person to be seen anywhere within 30 miles of the event, and many of the fine patrons were wearing confederate flags on hats and t-shirts. So I would have told Michelle, these are not your people.
Yes, within the past few years I was (more or less) dragged to a destruction derby here in Northern California and one of the trucks in the derby displayed the Confederate flag (here in Northern California...). I was aghast and I joked to my host that the impending rain that night might ruin the post-event cross-burning...

Michelle's handlers should have known better than to have her appear at a NASCAR event. What's next? Sending her to an NRA convention?

Back to the pepper-spraying pot-bellied pig: News reports are that he was NOT ordered to pepper spray the non-combatant students. The campus police department's guidelines allow the use of pepper spray in some situations. Obviously this situation did not call for the use of pepper spray, and thus the INTERNATIONAL OUTCRY. I mean, the university's chancellor can't apologize enough amidst the calls for her resignation, and the university's police chief wouldn't have been put on leave if the use of pepper spray in this case had been perfectly OK.

Finally, the university's police guidelines very most likely will be revised in light of this debacle. And I still hope that the students who were aggressed upon by the fascistic cop sue the holy fucking shit out of him, the campus police department and the university.

And no word yet from "Democratic" California Gov. Jerry Brown, who's too busy vacationing in some undisclosed location (I'm not making that up) to be a LEADER and to condemn this police brutality.
To the fascistic wingtard who called me a "dimwit":

The Sacramento Bee reports today (this is a copy-and-paste):

As the tent city on the University of California, Davis, tripled in size, Chancellor Linda P.B. Katehi insisted Tuesday that the school's police department defied her orders when it used force against students in last week's pepper-spray fiasco.

"We told the police to remove the tents or the equipment," Katehi said in an interview with The Bee in her office inside the administration building, which remains locked down to the public.

"We told them very specifically to do it peacefully, and if there were too many of them, not to do it, if the students were aggressive, not to do it. And then we told them we also do not want to have another Berkeley."

In her most expansive comments since Friday's attempt to remove the tents spiraled into the pepper-spraying of students, Katehi said she still does not know who decided to use pepper spray and was stunned when she first saw video clips of it Friday night.

"It looked horrible, horrific, I would say … , " Katehi said. "I can tell you that I woke up Saturday really early in the morning, like 3 a.m., and I felt like it was a disaster on our hands."

She also said she never would have approved the use of full-scale riot gear by officers sent in to remove the students and that Police Chief Annette Spicuzza was part of an emergency conference call before the incident.

"We told her that it has to be peaceful, that anything else would not be acceptable," Katehi said one day after Spicuzza was placed on administrative leave along with two officers who used the pepper spray. ...

Full article here:

http://www.sacbee.com/2011/11/23/4074993/katehi-campus-police-were-told.html

My guess is that the pepper-spraying pot-bellied pig made the decision to use pepper spray on his own. I doubt that anyone instructed him to do so, but the university's forthcoming review on the debacle should reveal exactly who made the fucktarded decision to pepper-spray students who were not aggressive.
Dang I lmao again...but ok I know I'm not the brightest, and I hate nascar pretty much, also I'm hispanic &from Northern Ca too..but are you saying that I cannot possibly like it even if I wanted too..?? Not that I ever will like to see cars go around a circle over and over] but what's up with that!?
Y0u COULD go to a NASCAR event, but expect to be asked to show your birth certificate to prove your citizenship. And even then, the whiteys there will say that your birth certificate is a fake... Just sayin'...
Ah yes, the "Am a a good soldier" defense. Ugh! And btw, not that anyone will be surprised. Lt. Pike was involved in a racial and sexual discrimination lawsuit filed by a former police officer against UC Davis’ police chief and the UC Board of Regents. In the lawsuit, which was settled in 2008 for the sum of $240,000, Officer Calvin Chang complained that he had been “systematically marginalized as the result of anti-gay and racist attitudes on the force,” noting that Pike had used a gay slur to describe him.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/makes-sense-uc-davis-pepper-spraying-officer-has-a-record-of-using-gay-slurs/
Thank you for that info.

Yes, our ranks of "law enforcement officers" are FILLED with stupid white men -- right-wing, misogynist and patriarchal, racist and white supremacist, homophobic, xenophobic, "Christo"fascist, etc.

They're supposed to work for ALL of us, since WE pay their salaries, but they allow their right-wing agendas to dictate how they perform their jobs.

UC Davis Police Lt. John Pig is just the tip of the fascistic iceberg.

However, I suppose that we could "thank" him for being the poster pig for police brutality. I mean, his immoral and illegal act has brought the world's attention to the problem, and no doubt other pigs will think twice before pepper-spraying civilians who pose no threat.