Robert's Virtual Soapbox
- California, United States
- February 29
- Demonically spewing forth Godless slander and treason since 2002!
MY RECENT POSTS
- Star Trek Into Spoilers
May 18, 2013 04:18PM
- This ‘scandal,’ too, shall
May 15, 2013 02:27PM
- ‘IRSgate’ is just yet
May 12, 2013 05:01PM
- Why ‘Benghazigate’ never
will catch fire
May 08, 2013 04:44PM
- ‘W’ still is for
April 25, 2013 01:23PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “P.S. I found James
Cameron's "Avatar," with all
of its flaws,
May 19, 2013 02:54PM
- “True, J.J. Abrams
himself has been quoted as
having said that
May 19, 2013 02:47PM
- “Meh. Just glad to see
you back, and to see that
May 12, 2013 05:18PM
- “No, he hasn't come back.
Apparently it was just a
quick and dirty
May 09, 2013 11:19PM
- “P.P.S. The "filmmaker"
you referred to, a criminal
May 09, 2013 10:31AM
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I expect little actual progress from the pseudo-progressive President Hopey-Changey over the next four years, but at least during that time I’ll be spared of having to see the Ann-Cunter-like, bleach-blonde harpy Ann Romney trying to fuck us all repeatedly with he… Read full post »
Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein, photographed in Washington, D.C., in July
It wasn’t a difficult decision. It felt at least a bit liberating, in fact, to fill in with my black ballpoint pen the oval next to her name on my mail-in ballot… Read full post »
The death today of George McGovern, a progressive who ran unsuccessfully against incumbent President Richard M. Nixon in 1972 (and who is shown above right campaigning in 1972 with his first running mate, Thomas Eagleton), only reminds me, shortly before another presidential elec… Read full post »
Posted October 16, 2012
Damn is the Internet fast.
Mittens Romney claimed during tonight’s presidential debate that when he became governor of Massachusetts, he was dismayed by the fact that the applicants for his cabinet positions were overwhelmingly (or entirely) male.… Read full post »
The up-close-and-personal town-hall format of tonight’s presidential debate, and the criticism that President Barack Obama received for not having called out Mittens Romney on his string of blatant lies during the first 2012 presidential de… Read full post »
Vice President Joe Biden smiles dismissively at a boyishly overeager liar Paul Ryan during tonight’s vice presidential debate, which was easy to call for Biden not even a full 15 minutes in.
It’s not even a full 15 minutes into the vice presidential debate as I type… Read full post »
Unfortunately, in the United States of Amnesia, you pretty much can “shake it up and … start all over again”* — and to a stunning degree, get away with it.
I watched last night’s presidential debate online as it unfolded live.
While everyone is declaring Mittens… Read full post »
It’s always entertaining when the Repugnican Tea Party traitors — whose all-white-or-almost-all-white gatherings, including, of course, the Repugnican Tea Party National Conventions, resemble KKK rallies — accuse blacks of being racist.
In apparent response to Mittens Romney’s… Read full post »
The unelected, treasonous Bush regime, in order to sell its Vietraq War, lied about the specter of the “smoking gun” manifesting itself as a “mushroom cloud.” Wingutty war monger Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin (“Bibi”) Netanyahu today before… Read full post »
Better than a sex tape: Repugnican Tea Party presidential wannabe Mittens Romney helpfully explains to (potential) rich, right-wing donors in May that the supporters of Barack Obama are “dependent upon government” and “pay no income tax,” even though the majority of th… Read full post »
Presidential wannabe Mittens Romney defends the likes of Florida “Pastor” Terry Jones, who is banned from entering the United Kingdom because of his anti-Islamic hate-mongering. Jones is pictured above promoting his “International Burn a Koran Day”/… Read full post »
Repugnican Tea Party Speaker of the House John Boehner shakes the hoof of right-wing New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan after Dolan gave the closing prayer at the Repugnican Tea Party Convention in Tampa, Florida, on August 30. Not to be outdone in wingnuttery, the Democratic Party… Read full post »
I hope that I live to see the nation’s first openly atheist president. I suspect that Barack Obama actually is an agnostic, maybe even an atheist, but he’d never publicly admit it because, like most politicians do, he panders to the fucktards who still believe in myt… Read full post »
Posted August 31, 2012
A disheveled and addled Clint Eastwood performs at the Repugnican Tea Party National Convention — a live-television political disaster along the lines of a sweaty Richard Nixon.
It wasn’t that long ago that I bought the Clint Eastwood-directed… Read full post »
Full disclosure: I haven’t watched even one second of the Repugnican Tea Party National Convention that happened this past week. Not even one second of a video clip. I probably will watch a clip of Clint Eastwood’s infamous, reportedly surreal performance later, but in general, for m… Read full post »
Tampa Bay Times image
This unaltered, copied-and-pasted photo of Charlie Crist looks like there is a storm behind him. Or is it supposed to be an image of Hurricane Charlie, yet another hurricane fucking up the Repugnican Tea Party National Convention?
Former Florida Gov. Charlie Crist,… Read full post »
Tropical Storm Isaac hasn’t even become a hurricane yet and has yet to reach Florida, but already Isaac’s ominous approach has induced the Repugnican Tea Party traitors to effectively cancel the first day of their scheduled four-day KKK-like convention in Tampa (Monday).
At this point, I… Read full post »
On August 29, 2005, then-“President” George W. Bush and future presidential candidate John McCainosaurus shared a birthday cake in Arizona on the occasion of McCainosaurus’ 69th birthday. Here is a news photo of that event:
Associated Press photo
So if I understand Repugnican Tea Party U.S. Rep. Todd Akin, who is running for the U.S. Senate for Missouri, correctly, if a woman is properly reviled enough – which she should be if she has been the victim of a “legitimate rape” – she will have a revulsion-induced… Read full post »
But this [presidential] campaign, relatively speaking, will not be fierce or hotly contested. Instead it’ll be disappointing, embarrassing, and over very quickly, like a handjob in a Bangkok bathhouse. And everybody knows it. It’s just impossible to take Mitt Romney seriously as a preside… Read full post »
Repugnican Tea Party vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan said in 2005, “The reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand,” who was insane and sociopathically selfish and cold-blooded and heartless &n… Read full post »
Getty Images photo
Romney/Ryan 2012! Because right-wing white males have been sorely underrepresented throughout the history of the United States of America! (Helpful household tip!: If you or a loved one has swallowed some poison and you have no ipecac in the house, just use the nausea-induc… Read full post »
Corporate welfare queen Ann Romney enjoys watching her horse compete in the Olympics in London today (seriously), while in the United States today, her hubby Mittens extolled the value of “good, hard work” – for the rest of us.
Repugnican Tea Party presidential… Read full post »
Wade Michael Page (shown in some news images above), who was 40 years old when he was killed yesterday as he was committing a heinous hate crime, didn’t look so different from the way that I look.
He was and I am a brown-haired white man in his 40s with… Read full post »
I’m a bit sick and fucking tired of the whole Chik-fil-A thing, which is why I haven’t written anything about it until now.
I’ve known for years now that the chicken franchise is owned and operated by “Christo”fascist homophobes, and so for years now I have refused… Read full post »
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