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Safe_Bet
- Location
- Down on the Farm, Iowa,
- Birthday
- June 01
- Bio
- I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother,
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.
I'm your hell, I'm your dream, and I'm nothing in between....
You know you wouldn't want it any other way.
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BTW, I AM the proud mother of two wonderful daughters and the loving wife of one of the most fantastic women ever to walk the earth!
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November 24, 2009 11:41AM
Safe_Bet's Links
A Poem for the Pope!

This Poet's Creed
by Safe_Bet©
Me and God had a little
chat. It was cool,
but we’re both pissed
at all the religions of this world
Religions where
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Dancing is a sin, but
calling children abominations isn’t.
Protests against queers at a
straight
soldier’… Read full post »
Congratulations Lefty McGee!
A little bird told me that one of my uber favoritest poets of all times is a finalist in the Epic eBook Awards (formerly know as the Eppies)! Congratulations Lefty! YOU ROCK, DUDE!

I'd really appecitate it if
any ALL of you straight
ladies out t… Read full post »
Dear Democrats: You've Lost Me!

Yup. I'm kind of slow, I guess. It took me till now to process my thoughts regarding the latest betrayal by the Democratic party.
Once again they betrayed the LGBTQ Community, along with their lap dogs in the Human Rights Campaign, through their absolute la… Read full post »
Why do you hate us?

Dear Voters,
Why? Why the hate? We haven’t done anything to you! You aren’t even willing to try to get to know us. Why?
I know that many of you hate us because you’ve been told to by your church. … Read full post »
Fear of Shadows
by Safe_Bet©
I wonder if she is happy
and with whom.
Self righteousness cuts
like a rusted razor;
successfully severing,
but with such pain.
I keep my eyes open
for the signs of the apocalypse,
as I live in fear
of intertwined silhouettes.
Read full post »
The Best Damn Poster Ever!
Barbie Doesn't "Do" G.I. Joe in My House
In response to a comment in fingerlakewander's latest post!
http://open.salon.com/blog/fingerlakeswanderer/2009/10/29/barbie_has_cankles
The Horrible Consequences of Gay Marriage
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The Pope joins the Log Cabin Republicans.
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"Cavemen" receives an Emmy .
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My favorite football team wins.
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I stop thinking about food.
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Godzilla REALLY attacks Tokyo (and eats the Pope when he is discovered at a covert, gay,
… Read full post »
NEWS FLASH: Hello Kitty / iamsurly Scandal Exposé!
Let me start out by telling you that I quit my job as Hello Kitty’s PA as soon as I heard this disgusting news! Imagine! We’ve all been duped by that bitch!
Okay, for those of you who haven’t tuned into the news: iamsurly, that witty, charmi/… Read full post »
Hello Kitty Disavows Knowledge of iamsurly Porn Videos
PRESS RELEASE:
For Immediate Posting -
During a news conference held immediately upon her arrival at Sangster International Airport, Jamaica, Ms. Hello Kitty, CEO of Hello Kitty World Enterprises, stated that the current disagreement between iamsurly and herself had nothing to do with the unfounded… Read full post »
NEWS FLASH: iamsurly VS. Hello Kitty!

Hello Kitty awoke after a restless night, even though she normally slept very well under her genuine Hello Kitty comforter.

The reason for her distress was the OS posting she had read yesterday. In it, she had been tot… Read full post »
Spay/Neuter Your Blue Dogs, PLEASE!!!
From: The American Human Society
To: Whom It May Apply,
As the keepers of vile, scum sucking, low life, back-stabbing, quasi-rethuglican wanna-be, Blue Dogs, it is your civic responsibility to castrate/neuter/spay/de-ovarify your respective Blue Dog Demoncrats, which all go by the name of DINO… Read full post »
Arrrgh! No More Lies, Mr. President!!!

He took our queer money and he took our queer votes. In return, we took his promise of change. He got elected with our votes and money, but he hasn’t kept ANY of his promises to the LGBTQ Community.
NOW, he makes a speech to the HRC faithful, who… Read full post »
I'll see that Badger and Raise You One, Ric!
Ric,
You are one of my favorite bloggers, but if you think you are going to intimidate me with your run of the mill badgers, think again dude!
HA! Take this:
EDITED SO MY KIDS CAN READ THIS BLOG!
For you non-demented folks, I am referring to Ric's… Read full post »
Seasons of my Love

My love’s eyes sparkled like drops of icy water
Tumbling into the clear pool of her love
Like the first buds of spring, my heart responded
My adoration for her grew just as quickly
Warmed by the joy of my love’s sunny smile
I sense the heat of… Read full post »
That's Right! I'm Suing Your Ass!
or
Busting the Marriage Monopoly
Gay marriage is a pretty hot topic in a household that consists of two lesbians, who enjoy a long term monogamous commitment, and the children they have created and nurtured together.
Money and business is another hot t… Read full post »
Sonnet to My Neverborn Babes
This poem is dedicated to all the women,
like me, who have lost a child.

Sonnet to My Neverborn Babes
by Safe_Bet©
Sadness is a cold, cruel mistress;
welding whips of shame filled fear.
Bringing with her the old distress,
lashing/… Read full post »
Michigan Department of Human Services, You SUCK!
Back in the beginning of this month, mamoore wrote a blog that got to me. It was about the dilemma of after school care when there are two working parents.
http://open.salon.com/blog/melissa_moore/2009/09/08/balancing_on_the_middle_school_tightrope
It made me want to do somet… Read full post »
Open Call for "Happy Stuff"
WAY too much crap is going on today. The Senate Finance Committee SUCKS, friends are bummed and depressed, I'm starting to feel sick.... just a whole bunch of crap going down, ya know?
What I need (and want to share) are some songs and videos that make me larf! A good… Read full post »
Hope
people walk right on past, minds set to *ignore*
Young kids still unprogrammed, faultless, still free;
dash forward to help him as quick as they see
With nary a worry of what might be perceived,
they helped him simply becaus/… Read full post »
Frog Kiss
Like a princess who kissed frogs,
just because she found them beautiful;
my life is for few.
As a square peg in a world of rounds;
the rare fit is that much sweeter.
Fewer chances; greater risks.
The kiss did once work magic.
No prince appeared to carry me away,
instead… Read full post »
Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day, y'all!
Celebrate Bisexuality Day is observed on September 23 by members of the bisexual community and their supporters. [1][2][3]
This day is a call for bisexual, pansexual, and fluid people and their families, friends and supporters to recognize and celebrate bisexuality, bisexual history, bisexual communi… Read full post »
Existence
leaves cartwheel gleefully across the yard;
chased by mother wind -
with memories older than man can comprehend.
russets and gold complete wild leaps into the water;
to float and drift -
understanding the need for their blissful demise.
eventually waffling towards quiet solitude;
briefly/… Read full post »
A Queer Chicks Thoughts Regarding “Manly Men”
I just got off the phone a little bit ago with Bob, my BMFF (Best Male Friend Forever). He told me the progress on a documentary film he is making about 9/11 and about the part that his personal idol, Mark Bingham, played in it. For my part, I told him… Read full post »

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