I wandered through our snowy woods today 

I was looking for my little nymph whose gone

Perhaps you've seen her?

She's was a pretty little thing

Golden hair and million watt smile

The cutest little elf bumps on the tops of her ears

A loving heart as big as the… Read full post »

The other day, in a post about Lesbian Mothers written by Jonathan Wolfman there was a "discussion of gay & lesbian marriage.   (http://open.salon.com/blog/jlw1/2012/01/09/lesbian_moms_and_the_welfare_of_children) 

During this discussion, a commenter all… Read full post »

This is a picture drawn by my worst nightmare - a 10 year old girl named Rachael.

I know Rachael and her mother from a women's shelter I help at a few towns over.  Her mom is literally hiding from the abusive ass that knocked her up when she… Read full post »

Mike Huckabee started it with his "humorous" (not) references to being sexually harassed by the clerks at Popeye's calling him "Honey". 

 It continues on when Huckabee-wannabes write "amusing" little antidotes about the "good 'ol days" when a man could make sexual innuendoes galore (and STI… Read full post »

I live outside of a small town.  One of my favororite things about this town is that it has a great little diner.  Not only is the food good (the smoked stuffed pork chops are to die for), but I even like the people who frequent the place.

The majority of… Read full post »

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Survey Says:

He'll forgive your cheatin' ways, as long as it's another girl

"Half of men would forgive their female partner's infidelity, as long as it was with another woman, according to a new study on cheating."  

SERIOUSLY????   HAHAHAHAHA!!!… Read full post »

We wanted change, right?  Well last night we got it!  We all became Republicans!

In his State of the Union Address, the President called for the simplification, reorganization and consolidation of our government.

He's worked hard towards these goals.

By moving so… Read full post »

Yeah, I know, “What the hell is SHE doing here on Foodie Tuesday”!

Well, I’ll tell you!  There is NO ONE who knows how to eat and talk at the same time better than an Italian (I’m Sicilian actually, but most people don’t… Read full post »

Ah, "Blazing Saddles"!  One of my favorite movies and one of the best satirical pieces on bigotry and hate ever written.  

In this scene the Mayor of Rock Ridge talks about how he and the "school marm" have worked to deal with their "problem".

(only watch about the first 4… Read full post »

and they let you fucking asshats vote???? 

Four in 10 Americans Believe in Strict Creationism

by Frank Newport

PRINCETON, NJ -- Four in 10 Americans, slightly fewer today than in years past, believe God created humans in their present form about 10,000 years ago. Thirty-eight percent believe Go… Read full post »

Last Friday, The Harvard Crimson, the school paper of Harvard University, reported that at least 36 books, dealing with LGBT subject matter, at Harvard's  Lamont Library have been vandalized with what appeared to be urine ^1.  It was initially reported an/… Read full post »

We’ve canceled Christmas in our house this year. 

The preceding sentence might seem to be in conflict with the title, but, in our minds anyway, it’s not by a long stretch.

Surprisingly, canceling Christmas this yea… Read full post »

WARNING:  The following public service announcement will either make you psychotically violent (in which case we take no responsibility for broken monitors, keyboards or computers) or it will make you feel all warm and happy that people are FINALLY seeing your point and that they no longe… Read full post »

After reading Linda Seccaspina's  "A completely insane interview with Cyril the Gnome", I have realized that I am gnomophobic.  I’m sorry, but they are just icky and I know that if I ever touch one I would get gnome cooties.   

So, I dec… Read full post »

This is Ms. Carolee Bildsten…  the face of the new American Taliban.  (Please note the “ee” spelling of the first name…  a coincidence???  I think NOT!) 

Who else would conceive of such a horrendous attack against al… Read full post »

Or, There's A Cramp For That!

I’m not sure how I feel about this, but it seems Betty Crocker is taking on PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome). 

To add even more of a bizarre twist to it, they are taking on PMS (Pissy Mood Syndrome) via a freak’in iPhone app.  Yeah, there’s/… Read full post »

'Twas the Night of Obama's Castration:

the last of the Royal Balls was coming off.

All the counts, discounts and no-'ccounts

were sitting around the throne room slinging camel-shit,

for in those days, bull-shit was as yet unknown.

A noise was heard in the courtyard and… Read full post »

Senator Lisa Murkowski was invited to speak at the Alaska Pride Conference.  Instead, she chose to speak at the Anchorage Baptist Temple and to praise the great and godly Rev. Jerry Prevo.

She did this because she is a coward.  If she had t/… Read full post »

An eerie foul smelling fog covered the floor and wafted up in my wake as I stalked towards the helpless children.   

Not daring to flee they could only whimper in fear. 

They both softly moaned “No… no… please not that” as I ma… Read full post »

There are some chicks I know from a different site who have as weird of a sense of humor as I do.  One of them, girlsmiley, posted the following video:

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Happy National Coming Out Day, y’all!

We know there's a bunch of you in there!   

Come out, come out where ever you are! 

Ollie, ollie all homo free! 

No need to hide any more!

Now slap on your triangles

dudes wear pink to match their… Read full post »