People's homophobia some times is just so freak'in stupid that you HAVE to laugh. Here's a perfect example:
The "Just Cookies" Bakery, in Indianapolis, Indiana, has refused to make multicolored cupcakes to celebrate "National Coming Out Day".
Their reasoning for refusing to make the cupcakes was,
"we're a family-run business, we have two young, impressionable daughters and we thought maybe it was best not to do that" .
SO, this professional baker, after what is obviously a great deal of research, has determined that the cause of "gayness" is those freak'in rainbow cupcakes!
He apparently has determined that if his daughters even SEE a rainbow cupcake they will immediately lace on a pair of Doc Martens and will go shopping for flannel shirts with their new dyke girlfriends.
BTW, my favorite comment that I've read was a person who asked,
"I ate half of a rainbow cupcake once, does that make me Bi?"
P.S. I'd also warn everyone to look out for people that eat one color of cupcake and then later comes back and eats another color of cupcake. They are obviously still in the closet.
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Read more about the evil gay cupcakes HERE