According to my unconfirmed sources, in an effort stave off an impending financial crisis, the State of California has declared war against the  United States. 

This super secret plot was exposed when California launched a missile attack from it's super secret missile base located someplace off the coast of Catalina Island.  No one is quite sure where the missile was aimed at, however. 

A source, who wishes to remain anonymous due to not being sure what his name is, said the following, "DUUUUU-UUDE!  That was SO COOOOOL!" 

The missile, believed to a version of the Prop 19 Reefer Rocket has a range of "far" and can carry a payload of "a whole lot of shit, man"  which leads the Pentagon to believe that it may be capable of "stoning" virtually every state in the nation.

A Navy spokesman was quoted as saying,  " Oh, hell no!  It wasn't us!  It must have been them Air Force jerks...  yeah THEY did it not us...".

Additional sources tell us that the state of Kentucky has already prepared a counter strike with it's Ballistic Bourbon Bottle Rocket and crazy fundie bastards in Iowa's Strategic Bomber Command have authorized the loading of their devastating "Corn Holier" bombs.  Additionally, Illinois Attorney General Roman Maroni was quoted as saying, "This means fargin WAR, you fargin sneaky bastages!   I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

As of this time we have not been able to get any confirmation from the California State House because it seems all legislators and the Governator are in a closed theater viewing of "The Mouse That Roared".  

The Pentagon has also discounted claims of responsibility by the Mormons who wanted revenge for overturning Proposition 8 and DADT and by Meg Whitman who allegedly said, "That damn Mexican Jerry Brown did it!"