oh yuck, how would either of those people??....oh never mind, I've been drunk before, too

Darn it! I'm on my lunch break at school. Pictures and videos are blocked. I'll be back. Rated anyway 'cause you're Amy.~r

Egad. Be still, my lunch.

Okay.. this is INSANE and that is the situation.
rated with hugs

There's 1:45 I'll never get back.

It sucks that my first time listening to either of them speak was here... but maybe for the best, it wasn't worse than I expected at all. How clever of them to use the word situation until I wanted to avoid human contact with anyone!

Perhaps you should have warned me to grab a barf bag, Amy.

Lezlie

This short video highlights everything that's wrong with celebrity status and how easy it is to attain it.

The Human contraceptive talks to Abstinence after My Wee Mistake Bristol Palin.... about safe sex. Yes, DO tell us how well abstinence only sex ed worked out for you, Bristol! You're not going to fool around before marriage... after
you fooled around before marriage.

In one respect they're right, both that was a Situation I really Didn't like.

people *talk* like this? holy crap.

I always assumed 'the situation' referred to a rash on his penis

This is like an add for the film "Idiocracy."

oops, ad*

I saw that on the news this morning. What next Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheene doing a PSA on not driving drunk?

Oh boy, I am not able to eat lunch now! That is more like condom aversion therapy then anything else. I'm not sure I can say thank you for sharing that, but it was something else!

Situation Normal, All Fucked Up!!!

Gawd!!!! Are we ever going to be rid of these clowns? Hell, I can't even watch TLC, one of my favorite channels anymore without seeing some 46 year old teenie bopper squeeling like a kid at a Justin Beaber concert.

Fucking morons.

Damn... what an awful situation.....Damn
R

She is hot! Hi Mommie!

That's actually the first time I've ever seen who The Situation is, and definitely the first time I've ever heard him speak. Hopefully, it will also be the last. As for Palin, her part was more reactive, so it wasn't really much of a part for her, so I don't really have any comments about her part in this. The guy was just all levels of moron.

Yuck. I want to soak in come Clorox and wear a full body condom, just knowing that those two are breathing the same atmosphere of my world.

Those Palin creeps and their sick followers actually cheated her into the DWTS finals. The audience was booing.

why would they pick someone who has already shown their inability to stay away from situations to tell people to do as she says not as she does. Oh my head hurts.
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Really, Bristol? You're going to use abstinence as an excuse to not keep protection handy, AGAIN? Do you not remember how that worked out last time? It's a good thing we were warned beforehand to move away from sharp objects, so thank you for that, Amy.

I wanted to post something high-minded and erudite but all I could think of was: gag me.

Sorry, but I couldn't watch. I try not to see either of these people on television. Together, I'd be risking projectile vomiting.

I think I know who B Palin is ( trig & nan's sister, right ? ) but as I don't know who the guy is or what the "Situation" is I can't really comment apart from saying I feel sorry for them, and I feel sorry for you, having to endure it.

- perhaps Darwin was wrong.

Who are these Palins everyone keeps talking about?

Brain damage cases?

Ugh!!!!!!! I liked the comment that he is a human form of birth control!

Oh, for fuck's sake ...
I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Someone pleeze put them out of their misery!!

I'm back. I'm puking.

Ewwww.

The message about safe sex is good and all, but its LOST in this disaster, gotta say it WAS funny though. Hehehee.

-R-

John Travolta called. He wants his Saturday Night Fever suit back.

Safe_ Bet's Amy-- You are not the least bit funny. I am heading to the bar and I don't even drink that much. Maybe someone will punch me out. This made me seriously ill.

The arrogance of the ignorant never ever fails to amaze me. I'm nauseous and scared too......her mother wants to run this country so we can all like her stupid family. rated for making me sick

blech blech blech...Too bad we have all the safe sex ads AFTER so many tea partiers were born and raised...barn door closing long after the horses have run out...whatever...blech blech blech.
Thanks...I agree, bags needed prior to viewing this kind of stuff. (next time?) xo

Well, in generation and attitude I'm obviously not the target audience. But does anyone think that that commercial could be the slightest bit persuasive?

@abrawang - well, it made me swear off sex and I'm only 60 :-)

Well. For tonight anyway

o...m...g...

r

I am SO ashamed to share a last name with this idiot...and she's as dumb as a doorstop

That's 1:45 I'll never get back.

The one thing (and if I am wrong about the facts, I really would like to know) that is beautiful about this is that it is not the government using my tax money to pay for this.

So the ad may be lame, but at least it is, for me, free - in at least two senses of the word.

Romance at its finest. Hit my libido like a large dose of saltpeter.

OMDG.. Just shoot me now..!!!

Hahah, but just think, the Situation alone gets paid multi-millions of dollars to be, THE SITUATION!!

Awesome, I know!! EEK!! :D

I think there's a group keeping Bristol out there in the media eye aka Dancing with the Stars. Like William Hung or whatever his name was on American Idol back when('She bang!! She Bang!!') :D

Yes! there is a group keeping the Palins out in front of us all the time. They have powerful support from people on the right who are movers and shakers and want to see the country go in their big business direction. It is like watching a train wreck and being on the train.

Unbelievably lowbrow.

lad I haven't had my breakfast yet. Sickening! R

You owe me one minute forty-five seconds.

and fuck no I didn't rate it.

I just threw up on my keyboard.

Very major ick factor going here........what a nation of idiots we are becoming.....very scary. r

I'm going to have to overcome my fears and take up drinking, I can see no other solutions.

Paws before you play? Did I hear that right?

another one of those do as i say not as i do. what a hypocrite, at least I say to my groups I talk to If your going to do it "don't be a fool, wrap his/your tool." Bristol has no room to talk.

I know you meant no harm, but must you join in on profligating the Palin family? Please! I try not to see her, hear her, hear about her. Enough said on my part. Have a nice day! ;-)

Eyes bleeding.

Come on, people. Don't you represent high art when you see it? Self-satire is a high art, with the two protagonists playing against type, the female character being the slut who pretends to be a pseudo-virgin, and the male character being so obviously light in his loafers pretending to believe that he's a real stud. The casting alone is brilliant, using two absolutely repulsive actors with zero sex appeal to portray characters who have to beat sex partners off with a stick to preserve their respective virtues.

The real beauty of this gem is that the participants really don't realize how stupid they really are.