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Sarah Cavanaugh

Sarah Cavanaugh
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My poems have appeared in Poet Lore, Nimrod, and Southern Poetry Review. Currently, I am trying to reclaim my life after being blacklisted. Don't mess with the Federal Government or defense contractors. Wish me luck.

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FEBRUARY 2, 2012 11:53AM

Help! I Need an Intervention

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    I seem to be suffering from a curious affliction. It may be partly a function of winter and partly due to being retired. My problem is that I can't seem to stop rearranging the furniture in my apartment.

    I'm trying to achieve feng shui perfection so that only good chi will flow through my dwelling. Part of the problem is baseboard electric heat. I don't want to block off my heat source with my seven-foot couch. But the wall opposite is broken up by a doorway into my office.

    There are other challenges as well. My apartment faces west with glass sliders opening onto a deck. My instincts tell me that the couch should be free standing and facing the patio doors for the optimal view.  I tried it that way but found myself blinded by the setting sun for a couple of hours every afternoon.

    In warm weather the arrangement works best if I put the couch in front of the baseboard heat, but the view is better from the broken wall. Well, you see where I'm going with this. I can't make up my mind. I can't quite seem to capture the perfect flow of positive energy.

    My poor cat, Ginger, is showing signs of stress with the constant rearranging. When my family comes to visit they walk in and say "Not again." I think I may need a furniture rearranging intervention. The one positive that derives from all this activity is that I am burning calories like crazy and you should see my muscles. I'm beginning to look like a stevadore.

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Sarah, looking at your situation from the angle of cleaning, furniture that is moved constantly never accumulates any dust bunnies underneath it!
And the problem would be? LOL
My mother suffered this same affliction and now has a back to show for it-- slipped discs and pinched nerves . Stop for your sake and for Ginger! ;)
Can you adjust the curtains or horizontals during the brightest period of sun in the afternoon, and keep the sofa facing the window?
The execise part is a good deal, however. :o)
I can see how this would upset your cat since they don't like change. Maybe try to substitute the furniture arranging with another task?
Don't look at me! I hate moving furniture. Phooey on Feng Shui, I say. After all, as Confucius didn't say, "Woman who let furniture order her around shall get slipped disc in back one day." I believe I read that somewhere recently.
I love to rearrange furniture. I used to push my kids around on the sofa and they would go "Hey". But that is how I made cleaning fun. Feng Shui is a good thing to strive for . Energy currents are everywhere and channeling them is a creative thing to do. Carry on and enjoy. Buy your cat some catnip and let your energy flow. I gets more difficult as you get older so enjoy it now.
Can I be you pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Come here I have lots to move..:)
HUGGGGGGGGGG
Let Ginger put the "fur" in furniture while you put the "fun" in feng shui!

Shift the couch a few degrees each day. Use your knees to give the push.
I suddenly got an image of one of the scenes in "Bridesmaids." Hmm.
I'm sorry to laugh, but this is very familiar. I tried to arrange my furniture according to Feng Shui principles and I found I had done it backwards. All bad luck... Now I just burn some sage. :)
~r
Ha!
You're funny.
I rearranged our dining room at 10pm last night...must be in the air.
: )
PS -- careful with that feng shui! You might find yourself with a sledge hammer in hand, demolishing your fireplace because it's visible from the front door and feng shui tells you it's terribly bad luck...
then you start seeing the 'poison arrows' everywhere and that sledge hammer is demolishing the sharp corner on that wall that is too sharp for the chi because "feng shui told me to!"
Careful with that feng shui!
Signed, Been There : )
Hmmm.... I have no advice for you, alas. Oh, wait: if your cat gets too stressed, don't give her valium, no matter what the vet says. Our Ali took some and had a really bad trip. It was scary and sad. Good luck with your "addiction"! Hopefully you'll find a solution soon and everything will settle into place.
there is only ONE perfect arrangement of the
situation in yer place, and you simply must
keep working on it til you get it right...


that is a reductio ad adsurdum....


it sounds like a certain lady is sublimating, though...
des, I guess every issue has its up side. Thanks.
Buffy, I need an intervention. Thanks.
fernsy, Thanks for the warning.
Fusun, Unfortunately, I have the stupid vertical blinds that don't help with the glare without blocking the view. It's a dilemma. Thanks.
Erica, I'll try to think of something. It's only a winter issue anyway. In warm weather, I'm on the beach or the bike trail all day. Thanks.
chick, I think I know that quote. Thanks.
Zanelle, I think I'm hyper sensitive to the energy currents. Catnip seems to help destress poor little Ginger. Thanks.
Linda, How much will you pay me? Thanks.
m, Even your comments are creative. I'm so jealous. Thanks.
Joan, Maybe one needs to be Chinese to get it right. I'll try the sage. Thanks.
JT, I can believe it could get out of hand - and I'm a perfectionist by nature - which probably is antithetical to creativity. Oh,well. Thanks.
Alysa, You reminded me of the time my son blew a cloud of marijuana smoke in our cat's face. Genji took off and we found her sitting still and gazing all about her. Most curious. Thanks.
James, Sublimating. I think you nailed it. Thanks.
I'm with James.

Don't stop. Perfection is right around the corner.
I hear you. I love to rearrange furniture and used to do it all the time. As I recall from my readings about feng shui years ago, you can use mirrors and wind chimes and various other things to alter the flow of chi. Don't know if that will help in your situation but thought I'd mention it.

P.S. The really frustrating thing about my current house is there is only one arrangement for furniture that works. Just as well, I guess, since my back is already in bad shape.
My solution is a swiveling chair in the middle of the room.
I don't see what the problem is. When I first moved here, I rearranged the living room every single day for a week. I don't pay attention to feng shui principles, though, so maybe I should pay more attention and start wielding hammers like my friend J.T.

Lezlie
The muscles are totally worth the inconvenience of not knowing where the chair or couch is when you want to sit. You'd be way bored if you didn't do it!
Feng shui is a journey---and you're getting physically fit in the process, I'd say your chi is just fine. : )
I'd like to be in a position to move the couch around but there's always a male lump sitting on it.

Sounds a great way to shape up and I hope you find the solution soon so the cat can destress.
I have been told that I may want to concentrate more on my home...These last few years I have had no interest. I even went to see a Feng Shui person and left feeling really stressed. I guess there is a season for everything and the feeling of nesting ( for me) seems to go in cycles. Maybe when the weather warms you will be less interested.
Nick, I hope I find perfection before the weather warms up. Thanks.
Maurene, I think my back is about ready to join yours. Thanks.
aka, Now why didn't I think of that. Thanks.
L, maybe rearranging furniture is just my secret passion. Thanks.
C, I'll have to admit to being proud of my muscles. I could probably toss Matt Paust across the room. Thanks.
daisey, You're right, of course. Thanks.
V. I still need to make room to do my Yoga stretches. Thanks.
Linda C, Be glad for the male lump. Mine melted a long time ago. Thanks.
snarkychaser, Probably. Winters are long here. Thanks.
I just moved my couch again right before I read this. I struggle with the same winter time affliction of moving stuff around.