Sahmmysnippets's Blog
Jeris Donovan
- Bio
- Jeris is the S@HMMY behind Sahmmy.com,
a from scratch monthly Ezine for parents written by fellow comics, who are now parents.
NOVEMBER ISSUE is online now! Might be our funniest yet!
Her blog on Sahmmy.com is sahmmysnippets.sahmmy.com.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “thanks! i have been
looking for one since being
served "toads
in a
stool&quo…”
November 03, 2009 03:39PM - “ocularnervosa,
i
thought about it, but one is 2
and the other just turned 4.
we
ar…”
November 03, 2009 12:24PM - “and here i was proud of
making banana bread
yesterday... but
clove
frosting? wow.…”
October 06, 2009 08:31PM - “Love this post. Would
love a gay son even more, for
the adult
relationship. Who
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October 05, 2009 12:54PM - “genius.”
October 02, 2009 08:11PM
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Not So Merry Madagascar
Like most single parents (well, hubby relocated ahead of us and we will be a month behind), I look forward to holiday specials so I can strategically use them to entertain my children while I clean the kitchen, load the dishwasher, program the coffee for my 6am wake up, fold laundry,… Read full post »
Roughin' It
As the prospect of having an actual house dances before my eyes like a piece of New York cheesecake smothered in caramel and chocolate, I can’t shake my pessimism. Mainly because we have to move from this temporary condo [the one we have been killing time in while we sold our… Read full post »
Disney and Me: The breakup.
For years I have held a grudge against Disney and to be honest, I am not even sure who started the fight. As a child in Kansas, I only had four channels to choose from so I grew up on “The Wonderful World of Disney” and reruns of “The Mickey Mouse… Read full post »
Match.home

Returning from our three day whirlwind tour of NC to look for
houses, I have come to the decision that house hunting is just like
dating. Nothing is perfect, you just have to decide what you are
willing to overlook for a 30 year marriage...I mean, mortgage.
My husband and… Read full post »
Halloween Whorer
One of the major bonuses to being a parent, besides having an excuse to eat pizza rolls, is that Halloween reclaims the title of “Super Fun Holiday”. Halloween has always been my favorite time of the year and I love all the cheesy holiday goodness: carving pump… Read full post »
A Punch of Reality
There is really only one thing I look forward to each week and that is kickboxing. It rights me. It allows me to beat the shit out of someone who is willing to take the punishment thereby significantly diminishing the possibility of me verbally attacking anyone who violates any of my… Read full post »
The Mother I Think I Am Becoming

People always say that when you have children you start sounding like your parents. At times I catch myself saying things that my parents would have said, mainly when I make words up. For example, my mother was famous for using words like “Geewhizzeled” and “piz… Read full post »
A Nanny Diary... or when the latchkey didn't work.

I was looking through old photographs in one of the boxes that line the walls of our temporary home, and came across a rare pic of my sister and I with one of our "nannies". I use quotes because we never used the term nanny growing up but in… Read full post »
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